Plane Crashes & Metal Chairs

[Mel *]

So, this isn't as much an absence as me letting you guys know that tomorrow, I'm going back home from my dad's, which means I'm not sure how much I'll be around tomorrow, and I won't be back home until 11PM, give or take. So, unless I get kidnapped by my boyfriend, or the plane crashes, where I'll end up on an island in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of strangers I probably won't like and hate, where we'll find out we all traveled in time and are all dead, so really, the whole point of this thing is that there isn't a point and we're only there to amuse whoever's watching by getting chased around by flying clouds of doom, polar bears and THE OTHERS - and really, lezbehonest here, WHO CARES? And then I'll be forced to sit around with these people, watch them have sex and have babies and die one by one, and realize that hey, I don't really give a fuck, I'm dead anyways, but yet, here I am SO THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENS- You get the point. Anywho. So yeah, I might not be around as much as I usually am the next few days, but again, lezbehonest here, I'll probably slap my boyfriend in the face with a chair made of metal for being clingy and come running towards you guys across a field made of flowers with my arms spread out wide... I can't stay away, I swear.

TL;DR; I MIGHT be scarce the next few days. I'm going back home, and my boyfriend hasn't seen me for over a month, so he probably wants to spend some time with me (lord have mercy on my soul). I love you all. <3

- Mel.

[Heather Sutherland]

TAKE YOUR TIME MEL GORGEOUS, HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY, ENJOY SEEING YOUR BF AGAIN, SEE YOU AGAIN SOON. WE'LL BE HERE <3 <3 <3

[Alistair Holmes]

AS LONG AS YOU NEED MY DEAREST WAIFU, I WILL BE HERE AS WILL EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR GORGEOUS RETURN.

[Ellen Banks]

[Alexandra Lawson]

[Raku]

^how I feel when you leave me, stepping out of the way when I'm coming in for a hug!

But seriousely I hope everything goes well with your travels, you have fun, and that your bf does not keep you from us too long. Take your time however and know I will be waiting under your bed to pounce on you in the early mornings.