Post by Frank "Sunny" Laffont on Feb 22, 2015 16:05:05 GMT -6
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And with that beautiful welcome, Cersei, who was now apparently played by Frank Cox for reasons only known to Mel, lowered her hands and shook herself. She nodded and gestured, her hand soon being filled with a cup of grape juice. "Right, so there's the obviously awesome opening number and all. Oh, and the recap thing. Uhhh," Frank looked around for a moment, walking forward, "so I totally did this thing where my husband is now, like, okay, he's still old and fat, but now he's, like, um, a vegetable or something. He's totally alive though, so no chopping off Ned Stark's head yet," Frank paused to take a sip of her juice, smacking her lips. "Ah, good year. Now, I, ah, called the great Dane---Denari----Denny---Dany, I called the great Dany Dragonlady here because I totes wanna ally with her to just rule the whole iron throne thingy. I get to be, like, sub-queen while she's queen, and we were just about to do the alliance thing when my best friend and weird hunchback Hodor showed up, with Ramsay just behind her."
Frank paused for a moment, tapping her hand to her side. "oh, and I'm totally still shagging my twin brother," she gestured, and another Frank, this one dressed as a dude, stepped out and went "Yo" in a deep voice. Both Franks grinned. "So much more action than regular universe. I'm gonna bang myself and yell about how I have the biggest swong in all of middle earth." Frank paused to take a drink while a servant walked up and whispered something in her ear. She leaned over. "Wait, what? Westeros? That name sucks. Queen Dany Dragonlady!" Frank turned to find her. "Make that note: we're so changing the name of this place, like, first thing when we become twin queens or something."
And Frank strode down to a table that was laden with goodies, nearish to where Dany Dragonlady stood yet still across the room from Hodor, the gentle, stupid giant, and Ramsay. "Right, so let's get this on. I want at least one nude scene with my sexy hot twin over there."