Post by Will Spencer on Feb 9, 2016 11:23:57 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker
You're a pain in the arse.
........You've rendered me incapable of responding to that. A first I might add.
What about you hot shot? I don't see you with any girls that strike your fancy long enough to be kept around? Aren't you supposed to be settled down by now? You're sperm count has to be getting a little low.
Post by Will Spencer on Feb 10, 2016 6:34:12 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker
Would you like a cookie?
Ah yes, fool proof logic. Because when someone finds you 'too attractive' their immediate reaction is to dump your ass. Perfect sense, mate. Are you sure you're not just sabotaging the relationships because you're madly in love with me? I knew it could happen and I'm sorry to say that even if I don't throw myself at all the women you want me to, doesn't mean I'm gay. It's okay if you are though, I'll still be your friend, but just that. No more.
Post by Gabriel Mendes on Feb 11, 2016 15:33:03 GMT -6
A warm cookie would be nice, yes
*eyeroll* Yes. I've been in love with you since I kicked your ass nine years ago. I've been hiding my feelings in plenty of women since then to bury my feelings for you. You caught me. Mmhmm. When I come back, I will maul you like the man lover that I am.
Post by Will Spencer on Feb 11, 2016 15:36:41 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker
I'll get right on that.
You didn't kick my ass, you just landed me on me back. It's a wonder you didn't start humping me leg right then and there. I could see it in your eyes. And hey, it's okay if you want to play pretend for a while, I won't hold it against you. As long as you don't hold anything against me, ya feel?
Man lover....that for some reason makes me thoroughly uncomfortable. Stay far away from me when you get back ya perv.
Post by Will Spencer on Feb 11, 2016 16:22:24 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker
Like Hell! Let's just face the fact that if I shacked up with half the girls you threw at me, and I actually paid attention to the ones who ogle, you'd have a fair bit o' competition mate. And you can't stand that idea
Post by Will Spencer on Feb 12, 2016 7:53:54 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker
Gabe I told you, I'm not about that life. I don't want you shoving anything up my arse. I'm sure you'll find your guy one day but it's not me. Let it go, mate.