Post by Gabriel Mendes on Feb 8, 2016 23:20:09 GMT -6
The Academy needs to start investing in private jets for the recruiters. Flying coach at the last minute is not how I pictured spending my Sunday evening.
Post by Will Spencer on Feb 8, 2016 23:26:26 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker (Gabe)
I didn't know the Queen of England had my phone number!!!! I'm so sorry your Highness, next time I'll be sure to book a jet just for you. My mistake, your majesty.
Post by Will Spencer on Feb 8, 2016 23:47:47 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker
Oops. I thought you just used the Discovery Channel mags? Or was it National Geographic you hobknocker, you. Must have mistaken the Busty Asian Beauts as my own.
Post by Gabriel Mendes on Feb 8, 2016 23:51:25 GMT -6
No, jacking off to sharks and jaguars is your thing. You're just projecting it on to me. I'm the one who loves Asians. It's okay. We'll get you the help you need. Maybe you should get a vet to fall in love with you so you can have access to all the animals you need to get off.
Post by Will Spencer on Feb 8, 2016 23:53:45 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker
Jaguars, perhaps. But at least I have the excuse of being half animal, prat. What's your excuse? And why is it in every conversation you talk about me falling in love with someone or vice versa? Honestly mate, you can't always live vicariously through me.
Post by Gabriel Mendes on Feb 8, 2016 23:58:52 GMT -6
You are not half animal. You're all animal with a human appearance. Which makes sense to me now since you did say you didn't have a heart. But really, all I want is for you to find someone so you don't have to hang out with me. You're kind of embarrassing to have around, man. All broody and sulking. We'll go to the zoo one day. I'm sure they need live donations over there. You can shack up with one of the gorillas or something
Post by Will Spencer on Feb 9, 2016 0:02:20 GMT -6
To: Randy Hobknocker
Hold on a tick. I'M embarrassing? You had a bitch fit about me calling you a whore, loudly might I add. And I'm the embarrassing one? Please. Besides, with your experience in chick flicks, you should know that broody and sulking always lands a girl. I'm just not interested in the dogs you've been trying to set me up with. And if they're not dogs, they're boring as fucking hell. Give me something to work with, then maybe I'll make an appearance. Also, the fuck is wrong with you? Mountain lions and gorillas don't work like that, mate. Fuck. No.
Post by Gabriel Mendes on Feb 9, 2016 0:07:20 GMT -6
I thought you liked dogs! You should have told me. Okay, I'll change the animal from now on.
...wow, you're racist. Maybe gorillas do like mountain lions. They've just not met each other yet. How can you even deny the gorillas a pussy? Shame on you