Eeep. (Charity)

[Bell Connelly]

From Bell Connelly
To:  Charity Legrange

So.

There might be a ever so small chance that my new house is haunted by a ghost in the attic.

...Not what I was expecting

[Charity Croft]

From Charity Legrange
To: Bell Connelly

You have a new house?

wait a moment: ghosts aren't real. Do we need to get a gang of teens together and a really colorful van and start unmasking?

that was a joke, btw.

but we could probably get some volunteers, especially with the way the students around here act...

[Bell Connelly]

From Bell Connelly

To: Charity Legrange

Oh dear, didn't I tell you? My application for the position of the house mate of that cop has been accepted

Well...I say "Application" I may have over complicated things just a tad....I didn't need to bring my CV nor references 

Oh no, of course not. But my new house mate told me never to go up there, and everytime I ask about it. She makes vague cryptic comments...Odd...Still it would be exciting... 

Where would we get the van?

Well, we could always throw Lucy James in there. See who runs screaming first. The ghost or her

That was a joke of course...I would never willfully endanger a student

I shouldn't be making jokes at her expend...Lucy's just...different.

[Charity Croft]

From Charity Legrange
To: Bell Connelly

Your... application with...

CVs? References? Dang it, Charity should have totally thought of that!

She did mention it when we talked on the phone...

Wait, that needed explaining:

I called her too.

for the house

because I'm moving out

but if it's haunted, maybe I shouldn't. Or we could just throw Lucy in. she could use her satanic powers and control the spirit.

okay, maybe that was a bad idea.

lol?

[Bell Connelly]

Ohhhhhhhhh. Are you really?

Oh how lovely. We’d be bunk mates.

….Well, considering that there are in fact no bunks in here. That wouldn’t be accurate to say. But yay nonetheless

…Just a word of warning….

…Reid is…

She isn’t like you or I. She’s Quicky.

If you would like I’d more then happy to put in the good word for you…

-Bell snorted and giggled at the comment about Lucy’s satanic powers before collecting herself and chocking down the laugh
-

Charity!

We shouldn’t make snide comments at Lucy James! We are grown women and we shouldn’t lower ourself to the level of a troubled teenager girl

…

No matter how accurate it might be

[Charity Croft]

Uh, yes? But I also think there's this thing with my dad's will that's being processed? Not sure what's going on there.

Would be cool to be bunkmates.

...quicky?

what's a quicky?

Charity could already read that and realize what it meant.

I mean, I know what a quickie is. Obviously. Totally had them

in her dreams

I just don't know it in context

It was probably a spelling error. just focus on the other texts.


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You don't have to deal with her!

That girl is the devil!

She has half the school calling me Chastity! Because being called Charity isn't bad enough.

[Bell Connelly]

Oh shoot.

QUIRKY

SHE’S QUIRKY

Goodness me…

The English Teacher with a typo

Define irony…

…

….What IS a quicky
?!

Well, I had my interactions with her….

….she seems…interesting…She’s probably just acting out because of her own personal insecurities and unresolved turmoil. Like any bully. 

I remember when I was in BA and there was a girl that used to pick on me. Mandy Peterson.

Oh the names she used to call me…

But I knew she had issues at home, so I extended an olive branch and made her a muffin. And told her I don’t blame her for acting out. I turned the other cheek.

…Ok, so she just laughed in my face and gave me a black eye but I had the moral high ground regardless.
Therefore I win

Well, that’s just immature

[Charity Croft]

OH, QUIRKY. that... makes a lot more sense

But we're quirky too. Just in a good way.

hey, if you don't know what a quickie is, I'm not gonna tell you.

it's a sex thing

I don't think she has any insecurities.

Pretty sure she's just the devil.

I really don't understand why people react so violently to muffins...

Uh, yeah, and evil

So, uh, this ghost thing? Have you, like, had someone check that out? because that might be a deal breaker...

[Bell Connelly]

….We are?!

I considered us perfectly normal. What’s so odd about us?

Oh! My mittens I ordered from Amazon has arrived!

Oh….

….well…

Congratulations for having such a healthy sex life I suppose…

She’s a teenage girl. She has insecurities.


Remember when you were that age?

I wish I didn’t

Maybe you and I should try cookies instead

I thought you didn’t believe in ghosts?

If it makes you feel any better I’ll be more then happy to go up there and confirm there’s no spirits of any kind.

If there’s none, then wonderful

If there is; avenge my death

[Charity Croft]

Well, yeah, but in a good way ^.^

]

Well, it's more like HAD a sex life.

She's more of a super evil genius than just a normal teenage girl. You've met her, you know.

Oh yeah, all too well.

Yeah....

Nah, muffins are totally the thing.

I don't. But there are, like, spirits and stuff we don't understand.

Like, we are people with mutant powers and junk.

So maybe we just haven't figured ghosts out yet.

It's probably just another sex thing.

I'll make sure to avenge you if it comes to it.

pretty sure I know a priest

[Bell Connelly]

Huh…

This is news to me

Well, even though I adore talking about your sex life, maybe it’ll be better if you kept it to yourself

Please…

There’s good in everyone Charity. It just takes some digging to uncover it.

…A lot in her case but still…

Did they stuff you in lockers too?

God, I would love a Muffin right now.

Well I’m sure it’s a lot more complicated then “Junk”

Ugh. Another Sex thing?

Why is it that most people I meet Sex is all they can talk about.

Whatever happened to a nice game of scrabble?

Well, I would imagine I’d be a nice ghost,

Like Casper.

Oh.

I just asked Reid about the possibility of you moving in.

…She asked me if you were and I quote “Hot”

….

Not sure how I should respond

[Charity Croft]

Oh yeah, like, no more sex talk. Promise.

I totally have one though.

a sex life. that is.

Or had, but at this point, Charity didn't want to belabor the point... further.

That's just a lie that all the good kids' shows tell us.

See?

Well, sometimes, but, like, I didn't have quite as much of that so much as mean letters and stuff.

We all hit puberty and we just sort of keep going with sex.

I'd totally be up for a game of Scrabble.

Still not sure there is one, and if there is, it's probably just a spirit or something.

C'mon! I've so talked to her on the phone!

You should say I'm "cute in that sort of adorable kind of way."

"Like a puppy"

Unless she doesn't like dogs, in which case: "like a kitten"

I really need a place to live that isn't the school.

I keep getting flashbacks.

and I kinda want to go home after work...

[Bell Connelly]

Well, I’m very glad that you do.

You’re a fine woman, that I’m sure gathers attention from many a suitor.

Congratulations.

Lies, or good moral messages to live by? Recycle. Everyone has a little goodness in them. Drink Milk. All good things to carry forward.

I have a feeling that if you and I met in high school, things would have been much more bearable.

I think my puberty was a lot less intense then yours.

Ah, the words I live for….

You could always investigate with me. We’d be like the Hardy Boys.

Oh, she loves animals. She looks after dogs for a living for the police.

I know the feeling…

Trust me.

[Charity Croft]

Oh yeah, I totally get attention from all the guys.

That's a lie. I really suck at lying. Almost as much as I suck at getting guys' attention.

Pretty sure I have written songs about every one of your messages.

not sure how I should feel about that.

Probably, but yeah, my puberty was totally hard. I got hit with the gawky stick and was all limbs and hair and stuff. I'll show you pics sometimes.

We'd be more like the babysitter's club; they totally did mysteries. Or maybe Nancy Drew. Something involving actual females, that's for sure.

I love dogs! Is that what the noise was about? I think she mentioned that...

So just put in a good word for me, and we'll totally be roommates

did you want me to come over and check on the whole ghost thing? I'm free this afternoon: no club meetings.

I'm thinking about going for a Glee club though: those are way popular and cool, right?

[Bell Connelly]

Why on earth would you lie about that?

Well, you’re a very attractive woman with a charming disposition that I’m sure most men would find perfectly alluring.

Was that the one I helped you write?

I would swap pictures with you ..but I don’t want to traumatize you with pictures of me in my band hat and retainer

…Well now we have to do it.

Oh of course, I’m sure you’ll be perfect for it.

Oh please do. I love the idea of us rooming together.

Sounds like a plan

Oh, I love that idea. I’d be more then happy to help out, I have something of a musical background myself