Shine Bright Like a Starr

[Maya Starr]

To: Jun-Aaron Starr, Cameron & Mason Starr
From: Maya Starr

Hey guys.
What's up?

Mom's birthday is coming up. We should get her a present. And it has to top off last year's. Any ideas?

[Jun-Aaron Starr]

To: Maya Starr, Cameron, and Mason Starr
From: Jun-Araon Starr

Remind me again what we got her last year? I'm thinking a two week vacation for her and dad to Paris. I got tickets.

Or since we like doing this as a team, put money together to get her a purse or a necklace?

[Maya Starr]

...I wouldn't know. I was backtracking through Europe last year.

How about a spa weekend? Lord knows that woman needs to unwind after raising all of you guys. I'm clearly the favorite.

[Cameron & Mason Starr]

To: MS and JAS
From: Cameron Star

We sent them to some kid free couple thing in flordia for two weeks. Mason says he likes Jun-bugs idea, dont mind him he's half sleep. Maybe we should get something just for her, considering she picks up after dad too. I like the spa thing let s do that


To: Maya Papaya and Jun-bug
From: Mason

Dont listen to Cameron Paris ftw

[Jun-Aaron Starr]

To: Maya Starr, Cameron, and Mason Starr
From: Jun-Araon Starr


Riiiight. When are you going to take me on one of those with you Mymy? You only take the ladies with you?

Do you two ever agree on anything? I'm thinking back and yet to find something that the two of you were both 'a go' for other then certain things of you know what.

How about we go with both? One for the two of them so she gets time with dad and the other time for herself. Woman do love their spas. I love them too, of course.

...who is up for a spa trip?!

[Cameron & Mason Starr]

To: Maya Papaya and Jun-bug
From: Mason

Both my Twin and I resent the fact the that you think we can't agree on anything. We agree on stuff all the time.

To: MS and JAS
From: Cameron Star

Sure But she should go to the spa first, That way she has time to herself for her birthday and the can go to paris as like a secondary thing (That was surprisingly Mason's idea) Also you are not Dragging either one of us to spa, unless we get to mess arounf with the hot worker people

[Maya Starr]

...

Sometimes I wonder why I still talk to you guys.

[Jun-Aaron Starr]

To: Maya Starr, Cameron, and Mason Starr
From: Jun-Araon Starr

"Some things" as I said when I said "other then certain things of you know what."

Could just give her both and let her decide. Not like she is going to say no to any of it.

Boo. Lame. Can't keep it in your pants long enough to enjoy something relaxing and helpful to your body?

Come on Maya, back me up.

You talk to us because you love us. <3

[Cameron & Mason Starr]

From: Mason
To Maya papaya and Jun-bug

Pfft, I could tell you what's relaxing but it's not a spa and you wouldn't want to hear the details.

From: Cameron

To: Ms and Jas

Don't listen to Mason, Idk what's up with him...im sure he was dropped on his head as a baby, Yes lets get her both.

and because Maya, who else is gonna keep away the icky boys?

[Maya Starr]

...I'm not even into boys, and I'm quite capable of---

You know what.

I'm not part of this.

I'm buying my own gift. Y'all on your own. Y'all need Jesus.

[Cameron & Mason Starr]

Noooo Don't go, Mason is sorry. How about we go to the mall and find something?

[Jun-Aaron Starr]

To: Maya Starr, Cameron, and Mason Starr
From: Jun-Araon Starr

At least still be my buddy with me Mymy, I know you don't like the boys and I know some girls who would like to get to know you at the spa I want to take us all.

You lots call in the end.

I still say both or just flip a coin. Mom will just love it because its from us. Oh, what about Father's Day?

[Maya Starr]

Nope.

Y'all on your own.

Clearly, I'm better off following my womanly intuition and y'all can't have any of that.

BYE SUCKERS!

[Cameron & Mason Starr]

Wait, we want to tell you that we're going on a roadtrip, also visiting all the food places we seen on bizarre food america, if we give you the money for it can you just put our names on the present...which ever one it doesn't matter.

[Jun-Aaron Starr]

To: Maya Starr, Cameron, and Mason Starr
From: Jun-Araon Starr

Alright, talk you later Maya.

Of course you two would want to go somewhere where you can try different food. Just give me some money and I'll go with that plan.

I'll be doing what I do best. Looking damn good. See you little siblings.