Post by Erika Conner (Bellefonte) on Mar 8, 2014 5:09:03 GMT -6
Sarcasm? Where? *Grins*
Yeah, that's ok. I can live with that. The touching I mean. Not the poison.
Wasted, actually.
...Yeeeeaaaaah. Why are you naked? That can't be healthy. Unless you're planning to wear a coat and scare small kids in the park. Then I totally wanna watch.
Post by Everett King on Mar 8, 2014 5:19:05 GMT -6
You're ridiculous
Or we could just argue that me touching you is a delicious poison? Would you be ok with it then?
Being naked isn't healthy? I guess this kind of puts a stopper on our sex life huh? Shame.
Eh....long story. Let's see, fire burns clothes. And considering I only got distracted and set myself on fire while thinking of you, we can deduce that this is your fault. Hence, I shall be as naked as I damn well please. And you better hope that french teacher doesn't come home.
It's nice....being missed. I'm not used to it. But I set myself on fire for you, I think I'm winning.
Post by Erika Conner (Bellefonte) on Mar 8, 2014 5:25:38 GMT -6
You love it.
Yes. Possibly. Do I even have a choice? *Chuckles*
Much shame, indeed. But hey, you have your phone.
...Keep this up and you're not allowed to be alone. I'll have to babysit you 24/7. I doubt you'd like that. Does that mean I'm allowed to walk around naked as I please too?
Well, you better get to used to it then. It's gonna happen a lot. ...And that's not even funny. Jerk.
Post by Everett King on Mar 8, 2014 5:39:21 GMT -6
I love you. It's completely different.
When the bloody thing decides to work. Be less worried about the fire and more concerned about this damn technology that's taking over the world.
You can walk around naked, I just can't promise that I'll be able to be sensible around you. I could live with a babysitter though.
You worry too much, dove I got my clothes off before I suffered any major burning. Besides, it's hardly even blistered, I swear, Just this one small section.
Post by Erika Conner (Bellefonte) on Mar 8, 2014 5:45:17 GMT -6
Is it though?
You only say that because you don't understand it. You old fart.
I think I can live with that. It doesn't sound too bad, actually. Go all cavewoman, and rawr.
I don't think I worry enough. ...See. I don't worry enough. You're totally doing this on purpose. Did you apply anything to it? ...Do you even have anything to apply on it? *Sighs*
Post by Everett King on Mar 8, 2014 5:52:40 GMT -6
Technology is not meant to be understood.
Cavewoman.... You're not going to start making live sacrifices are you? I can deal with some things, but every man has his limits. Cannibalism is mine.
Wait what? You can put stuff on it? I just used water. That works right?
Post by Everett King on Mar 8, 2014 6:05:50 GMT -6
Oh well I could live with that. And if you decide to start dancing around the bonfire naked, call me. It sounds like fun.
Aloe Vera That gunky yellow stuff? It's slimy, there ain't no way I'm touching that shit. Besides, it's one burn above my hip, it's not going to kill me. I'm tough.