Post by Chris Grayson on Feb 7, 2016 21:12:34 GMT -6
"I need you, by me, beside me, to guide me, to hold me, to scold me, 'Cause when I'm bad, I'm so' so bad." Chris paused for a second to stay in time with the music. "So let's dance, the last dance! Let's dance, the last dance! Let's dance, this last dance tonight!"
There were a few good things Chris could state as the perks of having an entire dorm block all to himself. At that current moment, he was abusing a majority of them to the fullest extent without a care in the world. As Donna Summer's Last Dance screamed from the speakers that would normally be playing Halestorm or Paramore, Chris was dancing around the room like a complete imbecile only half dressed in his baggy Wolverine pajamas. Although he wore them proudly- especially as utterly drunk as he was at the moment- only a small few outside of his minuscule friend group ever got to actually see them. Chris danced his way back over to pick up his can of Bud Light and empty the rest of it. As he did he eyed the television, which was still playing the X-men cartoons he'd started the night out with when he was sober.
"Da'fuq 're you doin' Wolverine? Runnin' around like a fuckin' bright ass yello bee. Fuck you." Chris slurred, walking over and laying across the couch. "Get yer Disney shit outta here."
He tried taking another drink from his can, but found it empty to his surprise. He tried putting it on the table but missed entirely, not caring anyhow as it joined some of the other cans lying on the floor.
"I should get more beer." Then he paused and shook his head. "Wait I shouldn't lissen to myself I'm drunk." He tried to think through the blur alcohol had put over his mind. "Oh I know!" He realized triumphantly. "I should text Riley. She's not drunk. Least I don't think she is maybe. Oh," He frowned in contemplation, "I should ask her if she's drunk. Daz a good idea. Maybe she can get me a pizza too. Or maybe I should call the Chinese instead. Dumplins're good."
With all this so cleverly in mind, Chris tried getting up from his couch only to spot someone standing in the doorway to his dorm. If he'd been thinking rationally, he would've realized that the music had most likely attracted them to investigate. As it were, Chris wasn't exactly in his cleverest mindset.
"Who da'fuq 're you? Did you get the pizza?