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Post by Brooklyn Fisher on Nov 28, 2015 2:16:59 GMT -6
Brooklyn Janell Fisher
FACE CLAIM: Krysten Ritter
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AGE: 26
GENDER: Female
ORIENTATION: Pansexual
POSITION: Local - Tabloid Reporter
POWER: Non-Powered- Behind Closed Doors -The world's preeminent source for a look into the lives of meta-humansPost #00 - The Start of Something BigBy: Brooke Fisher
Hello Darlings, ti's I, your favorite celebrity gossip blogger resurrected and better than ever. As many of you know I've been offline for quite a while. Try as they might they simply couldn't keep me down. For those of you who have been wondering, I have left my position as the celebrity news editor for Hourglass Publishing and have ventured out on my own. Leaving New York where I grew up wasn't easy but all good things must come to an end, right? Instead of letting The Man keep me down I've picked myself up, packed my bags and moved to the scene of the hottest news event to rock the world since Marilyn Monroe slept with the Kennedy's. The place where the new generation of rock stars and reality celebrities congregate like Sunday mass. Where the focus of this blog won't be on movie stars and supermodels but the people who make the pages of comics book come to life on a daily basis. That's right, my darlings. Your favorite celebrity gossip blogger has found a new home base in Kalispell, Montana.
Now, I know many of you are asking yourselves why I would possibly do something like this. If you, dear readers, would allow me to speak candidly I'll give you a peak into the life of your hardworking scribe. In the wake of my unceremonious exit from Hourglass it seemed my reputation has been tarnished. None of the so-called 'real' news outlets in New York had the balls to take a chance on a no-nonsense reporter who deals in absolute truths and doesn't shy away from speaking her mind. Apparently I was considered a rogue and they feared I might say something that would offend their grandma. In short, I had been blackballed by my former employers. As you all know it takes more than a few corporate big-wigs to keep me down. I decided to live up to my rogue reputation and venture out on my own. So here I am. A new town, a new blog, a new start to life.
You can rest assured there won't be any shortage of news and juicy tidbits of gossip to be had. When around people with super powers ripped straight from the movies you know there's bound to be trouble. The world has turned its collective gaze upon this once small, Montana town. A change in human culture and, indeed, the direction of our future may be coming at the hands of those capable of wondrous feats. There are a handful of names you may already be familiar with but I'm here to blow the lid off this place and reveal what really goes on with these live action comic book characters.
So, stick around. Grab a glass of gin, maybe some bourbon or even tequila if you're feeling frisky. I have a feeling Kalispell, Montana isn't quite ready for me yet. No matter where this goes it's sure to be a fun ride.
SAMPLE: Duuuuuuuude.
USERNAME: I have many names. But Puppy suits me just fine.
AGE GROUP: I remember back when Pepperidge Farms didn't.
EXPERIENCE: Some might say too long.
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