Adulting is Overrated

[Dean Walker]

To: Ella-Bella-Fo-Fella


Elllllllllll I don't want to adult today. Or anymore. Or ever again.

You can't make me.

[Ella D'arcy]

To: Johnny Walker

Wait, when did we agree on this adult thing? There was no black and white. I demand a refund!

[Dean Walker]

To: Ella-Bella-Fo-Fella

Wait. You're not the one making me adult? Who is then?! 

Those b words.

Lets fight 'em.

[Ella D'arcy]

To: Johnny Walker

I pin them down, you rub your ass in their faces. That'll show them!

By the way, did Sammy get that romper I sent her for the lil womb nugget? I mean...not so little anymore but you get it.

[Dean Walker]

To: Ella-Bella-Fo-Fella

Ella language! And dude where do you come up with these things? That's nasty

Womb nugget...is that what you're going to call my kid forever? Please do. It'll ward off boys.

Yes she got it. Avery loved it and demands to see her aunt Lella. 

[Ella D'arcy]

To: Johnny Walker

There's a language called Ella? You joke. And please. You're older than me and married. Get over yourself

Yes. Forever. And Aunt Lella can't come any time soon. Her trainees are pieces of poopie pie who deserve all the scars they get.

Speaking of which, I have a scar on my back I don't remember getting and it's freaking me out. Did I pass out any time the past week? Hit something?

[Dean Walker]

To: Ella-Bella-Fo-Fella

I also have a kid ya dingus. Excuse me for toning my naughty mouth down! Gawsh

You can call the Princess and tell her that because if I do, I'ma get something thrown at me. I swear to God she's going to end up being a telekinetic with my luck.

Er...maybe? I don't remember. I mean I had this dream that you got schwaisted and wiped out but who's to say it actually happened? 

STOP BLAMING ME!

[Ella D'arcy]

To: Johnny Walker

Excuses.

That kid scares me. All she needs to do is say my name in that tone of hers and I'd commit genocide for her

I'll get it checked out. And it's always your fault. Even when it's not, it is. Suck it up

Are you still in Milwaukee? Did the recruit give you any problems?

[Dean Walker]

To: Ella-Bella-Fo-Fella

She's mean like her aunt and her mother

Good. Get it checked, lemme know how it goes and blah, blah, blah. F you BT dubs!

Yes. The recruit, we found. The parents are clueless from what it seems. And I'm more than likely gonna have to knock 'im out because the ability is violent.

Tactile combustion. Makes things blow up by touching them.

Parents just think he's a pyro.

[Ella D'arcy]

To: Johnny Walker

Good. At least people would think twice before messing with her.

Oh, big man using the F word. Congrats.

Ah jeez. That's gotta blow (no pun intended. maybe) the parents will be fine. They'll get over it. God, they better not assign him to me. I've had about five combustibles this month alone. I can't deal with another

Ugh adulting. Fuck this shit

[Dean Walker]

To: Ella-Bella-Fo-Fella

That's true. I don't want her to be anti-social though.

-.-

They're gonna have to be fine. I know it sucks but the kid's gonna kill someone if he keeps it up. Blow up a school or something thinking it's funny.

From what I've heard, Woods is back. With her ability, he can blow whatever he wants up near her and she'll be fine, so you might not have to.

Then again, that's assuming he doesn't blow us up and we actually get him there.

Adulting. Yuck indeed

[Ella D'arcy]

To: Johnny Walker

Anti-social people thrive in the world too. >_>

No way, Woods is back? That woman...unf

If I drop from this conversation, it's because I'm dead. You're my witness. This trainee is about two seconds away from singeing my eyebrows off

[Dean Walker]

To: Ella-Bella-Fo-Fella

But they're usually MEAN *eyes you so hard*

Need some new underwear? Yeah she came back about a week ago from what I heard. Emergency with Gabe's best friend from what I understand.

Maybe you should pay more attention to the kid than your phone Ells. Wouldn't want ya to get hurt. Cuz then I'd be blamed as your witness for not stopping it and then my woman would get on me about not protecting her woman and Avery would be mad because I let aunt Lella get hurt and blah blah blah blah BLAH

[Ella D'arcy]

To: Johnny Walker

I should show Sammy these texts.

[Dean Walker]

To: Ella-Bella-Fo-Fella

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.