Post by Adrianna Carstyn on Feb 13, 2016 20:53:32 GMT -6
But Robbieeeee, the babies!!! They'd be so damn cuuuuute!!!!!!!!
HEY DON'T YOU SHOUT AT ME WITH YOUR ALL CAPS LANGUAGE MISTER
Now calm yo ass down boo! Mummy's here to help :3 we both know she doesn't seem like the lame-o flowers and chocolates type of gal. So do something that shouts DANICCA MOTHERFUCKIN WAYLAN. You know this girl inside out, why is this so difficult for you?
Post by Adrianna Carstyn on Feb 13, 2016 21:19:12 GMT -6
Hell yes!!!! I want them now. Do it. Make one. I need god babies!
BITCH WE'RE GONNA HAVE ISSUES
She is perfect. It's true. Babe, okay, listen. Do something super adorably sappy like a teddy bear, fuck...no. Scratch that. Something not cliche. A dog? Kitty cat? Whichever she likes more. Order some of those weirdly amazing things that she brought to our movie night. She was super excited about those. Plus ya know, with girls like Dani and I (the super hot kind that loves food), you can't go wrong winning a girl over through her stomach.
Post by Robbie Wilkes on Feb 13, 2016 21:23:58 GMT -6
... YOU make them with her.
YOUR FACE IS GONNA HAVE ISSUES
A teddy bear? She'd rip that little shit's head off!
Oh wait you know what...they have those stuffed animals that you can record your voice or whatever. Maybe I'll like...record me making pterodactyl noises. I saw that on tumblr. I should do that right?
We can swing that order...I think. Yeah, I'm gonna try and order it now.
Post by Adrianna Carstyn on Feb 13, 2016 21:31:42 GMT -6
Yes, let me just go get my strap on penis that's got a sperm ejecting button on the side.....really?
MY FACE IS TOO PERFECT FOR ISSUES
Hence the 'fuck...no' it was a thought dip shit!
Pteroda- ya know what, you record whatever you want baby doll. Record your sex noises for all I care, but record it from the heart....that sounds weird but fuck it.
Do itttttttt. And look for other cool shit too that she might like.
Post by Adrianna Carstyn on Feb 13, 2016 21:57:04 GMT -6
You little fucker. That would be hilarious. And like I'd hate you, but I'd probably laugh
Fuck you right back! She'll love me more. She's just using you for your penis.
It's because you can't beat this face and these boobs, man. I mean yes you've got a cute face and an alright bod, but boo, it's all about the bazingas.
Post by Robbie Wilkes on Feb 13, 2016 22:22:51 GMT -6
You're not kidding at all, you harlot in pants that are on fire
Point taken
I will. I'd rather fondle the breasts on my baby boo
Okay, I'm not talking about you being a VS angel to my own sister. That's just weird. I REFUSE TO SEE YOU WITH WINGS BECAUSE YOUR HORNS WOULD STICK OUT TOO MUCH