Customer Service.

[Lister D. Reynolds]

LDR looked down at the package he held in his hand. It most certainly was a 'package' the company which produced them most certainly didn't spend any money on making it look less obvious. No, they looked and it and said 'What is the least inexpensive way we can ship this and cause the largest amount of embarrassment to both customer and delivery service?'. 

And so LDR was stood outside the apartment of Selina Taylor, deciding whether or he could knock, leave the package and run. But before he could complain he was knocking on the door and getting his clipboard and pen out of his satchel.

[Selina Taylor]

    Selina heard the knock on the door and got up, laying her book down. One of her nightly friends had wanted to try something a bit different and Selina had been more than willing to acquiesce to the woman’s request. Besides, such objects had their uses even no one else was around to play.

    She was surprised, however, at the youth of the one delivering the box. Didn’t they restrict deliveries like this for 21 year olds or something? Perhaps he was older than he looked, she wasn’t sure… but either way he didn’t exactly seem comfortable carrying it, which amused her to no end. “You alright?” she asked with a lazy grin as she leaned against the door frame and studied him in open interest. Maybe she was purposefully prolonging his discomfort, or maybe she was just being polite...

[Lister D. Reynolds]

LDR shuffled uncomfortably under the woman's gaze, pushing forward the clipboard "Uhmm, I-I-I-I-...I-I'm f-f-fine...W-W-W-Wo-Would you mi-mi-mind...uhmmm..." He tapped the pen against the board, resisting the urge to start running away.

She seemed to have a particular interest in looking him over, an interest which LDR couldn't place, didn't want to place. He waited quietly for her to sign the board, trying his best not to look at any part of her body, worried she would make some joke or other. The lazy grin hinted at something, he wasn't sure what "Yo-You ar-are S-S-S-Se-Sel-lina Ta-Ta-Taylor, aren't y-y-you? O-O-Otherwi-wise this is mu-mu-much more em-em-embarrass...Embarrassing than i-i-it needs to b-b-be..."

[Selina Taylor]

    Selina felt a flicker of sympathy for the kid. He clearly had next to no experience with this sort of thing. She shook her head and mildly wondered how it was that he, of all the other people they could have chosen, had been the one picked for this job. Selina then took the board and paused as he asked her who she was.

    Selina couldn't help the small smirk that graced her expression as she took the pen and signed her name. "I am indeed, Selina Taylor," she offered, her expression softening a bit. The poor kid seemed terrified. "And I do hope this wasn't too greatly embarrassing for you," she added sincerely as she took the package from him so he wouldn't have to hold onto it an longer. "You have any other deliveries after this?" she asked in curiosity. 

[Lister D. Reynolds]

LDR was glad to have the package out of his hands, taking back the clipboard "Uhmm...i-i-it ki-ki-kinda wa-was..." He rubbed the back of his head, giving the woman an unsure glance "N-N-N-No...wh-wh-why do y-y-you a-a-ask?" She didn't have the same lazy grin on, what was she think. No seriously, What the fuck was she thinking?

He shuffled for a second, trying to decide whether or not he should just go then. Gripping the clipboard, LDR started to lean slightly to the left.

[Selina Taylor]

    Selina glanced at LDR and smiled a bit as he admitted his embarrassment. Well, she certainly couldn't fault him for honesty. Not that she would. "Hmm, well, I suppose I can't blame you, it's not everyday you get asked to deliver this type of thing, surely?" she asked in curiosity. She was also mildly curious if he'd delivered something similar to her neighbors... not that she'd ask but still, it wouldn't hurt to know who would be interesting to invite over. 

    As he mentioned it being his last delivery Selina grinned, "I see, and you are aware that I need to test the quality of this device before you go?" she teased. He was too young, but she couldn't help playing just a little.