A Shamchat.com Tale of Your Period and Brownie Monster

[Lola Green]

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| Tagged: Darcy I. Pearce |
| OOC Note: I'm glad you agree muahahaha |

SHAMCHAT: Don't Be Yourself!

Your character:
Your Period
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[Darcy I. Pearce]

A Shamchat.com Tale of Your Period and Brownie Monster

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Now to see what all the fuss is about...

Your character:

Brownie Monster

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This is a conversation between Your Period and yourself, Brownie Monster.

The edges of her lips curled up in a smile and she started typing.

Brownie Monster: No....

[Lola Green]

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This is a conversation between Brownie Monster and yourself, Your Period.

Lola Green cackled in delight. This would be fun.

Your Period: out terrorizing brownies?

Your Period: wouldn't it be a shame

Your Period: if

Your Period: something

Your Period: were

Your Period: to

Your Period: happen?

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[Darcy I. Pearce]

A Shamchat.com Tale of Your Period and Brownie Monster

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Darcy blinked. She meant her "character" to be a play on words of the Cookie Monster, not a monster who terrifies brownies. Oh well.

Brownie Monster: Periods won't stop me. You have no power.

She fingered her ring.

Brownie Monster: -maniacal laughter-

There.

[Lola Green]

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Your Period: oh really, deary? -seeps out a little-

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[Darcy I. Pearce]

A Shamchat.com Tale of Your Period and Brownie Monster

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Brownie Monster: -screeches-

Brownie Monster: You are the real monster...

[Lola Green]

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Your Period: Now that's just ovary acting.

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[Darcy I. Pearce]

A Shamchat.com Tale of Your Period and Brownie Monster

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Darcy laughed. She felt like--what do the kids call it these days? right--facedesk-ing. Something like that.

Brownie Monster: You are a hormonal weirdo. If I wanted a monthly subscription to something painful, I would've taken lycanthropy.

Brownie Monster: Lycanthropes are werewolves, by the way.

[Lola Green]

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Lola Green cracked her knuckles. Oh, who does she think Lola was?

Your Period: I know what that is deary, I've been in them.

No she did not.

Your Period: Moreover, I believe there is no greater pain than Lucifer's waterfall.

Your Period: Eh perhaps losing in monoply is more painful

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[Darcy I. Pearce]

A Shamchat.com Tale of Your Period and Brownie Monster

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Brownie Monster: Monopoly?

Brownie Monster: Aha! Now I know your weakness.

[Lola Green]

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Your Period: -seeps out a little more-

Your Period: I'm very good at it deary. I only know because I've watch the light go out in their eyes as I collect taxes from the people I've played with.

Well that was not entirely true but it was not a complete lie as well. Whoever had played Monopoly with the seventy year old, often took pity on the old girl and did not charge her the full price. Certainly perks of the old age.

Your Period: You will be no different.

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[Darcy I. Pearce]

A Shamchat.com Tale of Your Period and Brownie Monster

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Brownie Monster: This conversation is starting to become very concerning.

[Lola Green]

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Your Period: Oh yes, certainly. You should check or change since I believe there is a stain on your behind.

Your Period: -a drop of blood trickles down-

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[Darcy I. Pearce]

A Shamchat.com Tale of Your Period and Brownie Monster

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Brownie Monster: But wht if I told you I male?

Brownie Monster: *what

[Lola Green]

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The old lady had a good laugh at the reply.

Your Period: *I'm or *I am deary

Your Period:  Then I'm proving you wrong. Or your insides are bleeding.

Your Period: I'm your period not a doctor!! I don't question how I got here, just following my mission to aggrivate you.

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