Post by Frank "Sunny" Laffont on Sept 23, 2015 22:14:26 GMT -6
"Franck, I'm so glad I found you!" Frank said, throwing an arm around her best friend and pulling him in close. By now, François Laffont was probably more or used to this sort of thing, and that Frank was doing it at the cookout while holding a hog dog in the other hand happened to be fairly normal. "see, I think that the school's putting some drugs into the food! It all tastes kinda funny and stuff and this might be, like, my eighth one and I've had a few dozen glasses of punch and all but I'm seriously thinking that they've started drugging the food to make us more sedate and get all relaxed and stuff because they're all worried about the hippies and the fact that things were on fire last time they did an event thing that was here so their solution was to start adding bits into the food that make them taste just a little bit off but in actuality do something far, far more evil: they make us all, like, mushy in the brain and more susceptible to the mind control and we all know that Elsa has crazy mental powers that just sort of seem to simultaneously grow and she's got that creepy bodyguard and so she's like a mutant Hitler, right?"
Frank paused, bobbing her head and grinning near manically at her friend. "It all makes perfect sense, right? So it's totally cool that I sort of chased all those little kids away from the table and have been sort of circling back and preventing anyone under the age of, like, twelve or something from getting to the desserts because of course they hit the desserts first and it's totally legit for me to, like, eat seventeen pieces of cake!"
and she might have been vibrating.
Just a little.