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[Elsa Bellefonte]

Erika,

So far, things have been fairly good. Felix and I have more or less been caught up in customs and finalizing all that nonsense. I do want to repeat that I'm glad you were alright with our essentially stealing your idea. Like I said: the time away from the school and all the various responsibilities to which I've attached myself. It'll also be good to be away from people who don't know the name “Bellefonte.”

Just as a reminder, but I've processed a few items for various student activities and so forth. You'll find some of the information in the attachment. If there's anything that requires my further attention, please feel free to let me know. It'll likely be a bit, though I'm bringing my iPad, and you know what's been done to that.

And please keep me abreast of what's going on while I'm going. I'm especially worried about Roxana ever since our last discussion. There's a few other students that may require observing, and of course I'm worried about our friends.

Thanks again, sister. It feels odd not having you here.

Love,
Elsa

Erika Conner (Bellefonte)

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

Dear Twin Sister Whom I Hope Won't Get AIDS,

You know there's little point in you worrying about all that, and I'm just glad that you managed to get away with Felix. Lord knows the two of you need it. I mean, you guys seriously need to get your asses out of your heads and start figuring out what all of this is. Seriously, if you come back and haven't, I will personally kick both of your asses back to Africa and make sure the two of you make-out enough to make you both wish you had AIDS.

Stop worrying about everything at hope. I've got this. Go enjoy yourself. That's all you're supposed to think about now - that and all the helpless children you have to help while taking a break from all the African bush sex.

Which brings me to my next question... What on earth are you wasting your time talking to me for? Go. Shoo.

Love you.

Erika, the Sister That WILL Kick Your Ass If You Come Back Single.

Seriously. I will.

[Elsa Bellefonte]

Dear sister that will attempt to kick my ass if I come back single,

Ah, so is that why you opted out of our little African trip? I should be offended, but I can't help but be amused by everything. I do want to point out that we are most definitely doing more than making out at this point, though last time we talked about it, you turned squimish regarding the details.

Also, African bush sex isn't quite all it's cracked up to be; we've been spending far more time helping out all those "helpless children." That's one part that I do admit I wish you were here for: the children, not the sex. Things are already confusing enough without attempting that. Something tells me that you'd be better equipped to handle the wide-eyed younglings who come up to us. Felix certainly is. I almost come off like our mother (hands outstretched, light pat)

And I'll have you know that I send you correspondence because I love you. So there.

I'm also attaching some of the plans we put together for the summer fair, as well as some details for planning via the council over the summer. We really should consider restructuring things. Also, if you could send me some of the summer coursework, that would be appreciated.

oh, and of course I want to hear all about the sex you're having, since apparently that's an open topic of conversation.


Elsa, the sister that WILL tell you all the details you never wanted to know about your best friend's penis

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

Dear Sister Whose Ass Will Be Kicked Without Mercy,

Well, part of it, I'll admit. I mean, it felt as if I'd be the third wheel on the wagon and it could have gotten rather... awkward. And yes, no details. Please. I don't want to know.

Children are adorable. I don't see why so many people feel awkward around them. I mean, it's not that hard. They're like little humans who have innocent and pure minds and get easily excited. How hard can it be?

No business. Just vacation.

OK. I'm leaving now.

Bye.

Don't mail me back.

I don't want to know any details.

Bye.

Erika.