It's Gift-Wrapped for You

[RJ Jay]

The cold really sucked right now. RJ had been dancing in place for the entire walk from the street to the door, and he was doing a bit now, which he knew couldn't look very cool, which was definitely the goal here. Plus, it was causing shrinkage in precisely the area he least wanted shrinkage to be in. Well, he figured he'd still be impressive, especially if DL's rumors were true. And since everyone knew that DL was as good as gospel around here, that meant that RJ was in business.

He wrapped his trenchcoat tighter around himself, took a deep breath, then rose up to knock at the door. He waited until he heard it open, and the moment it did, he put on his coolest, most confident expression.

"You don't know me," he said in his sexiest voice, leaning against the door, "but I've been sent here to help you with your little problem. See, I've read DL, and I know what you need." and he reached up to undo the trenchcoat.

RJ wore nothing underneath save for a brilliant blue ribbon put in just the right spot.
Well, and a pair of tennis shoes, because c'mon.

"That's right, Erika Conner (Bellefonte) ," he said, gesturing, "a special gift for you, all wrapped up nice and ready for your pleasure."

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

Jogging down the staircase, Erika headed towards the door. She had no idea who it could be, as she couldn't really remember anyone telling her they were stopping by. Normally, people used to at least send her a text message - or well, anything. Well, most people did. Maybe it was Elsa? That was the only possible answer she could come up with.

However, the sight that met the brunette as she opened the door was far from what she'd ever thought possible. Blinking, her brown eyes widened and a dumbfounded expression swept over her face. Her mouth opened, then it closed, and even though she tried, no words seemed to emerge between her parted lips. Naturally, her eyes dropped to the blue ribbon, where her brows furrowed slightly. Blinking again, Erika's head tilted somewhat to the side. "Uhm," she began, unsure what to say, or how to react. "Oh wow."

Well, needless to say, it wasn't what she'd expected. Like at all. Like, in a million years.

Finally, Erika managed to tear her gaze away from the blue ribbon and to the boy's face. She'd seen him around the school, so she knew for a fact that he was a student (apart from the obvious, considering how he was talking about DL), but he was also right; she didn't know him.

And still, Erika was left dumbfounded and wordless. Kind of.

Opening her mouth again, her head bopped slightly, as if she was trying to speak, but decided against it right after. "...who are you?"

[RJ Jay]

Oh yeah, she was totally staring. And why wouldn't she? That particular part of RJ was pretty damn impressive, and was getting more impressive the longer she stared at it. Okay, yeah, it was fighting against the cold and all, but RJ could certainly defy that. One of the better parts of being a guy in front of a sexy girl, actually.

RJ tilted his head confidently as she stared, letting her take it in. The cold was starting to get to him though: he could feel his nips hardening for starters, and he had a feeling that was only the first reaction. She seemed to be working on words.

RJ raised his hands, putting them to his lips then to hers. "Shhh, don't let the details get in the way, babe," he took a step forward, mostly wanting the heat but also figuring that it wouldn't hurt. "I'm sent here by the forces of awesome and sex to handle all your needs. I know just what you're aching for, and I'm here to give it to you. Names will just get in the way: spoil the illusion." Though he technically knew her name, but that was just an unimportant detail, really.

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

Pressing her lips into a thin line as his hands came to touch them, Erika's eyes widened even more, and she looked absolutely baffled. Completely and utterly caught off guard. Maybe if she'd had some time to process it, she would have reacted differently, but really, how did you react in a situation like this? She was amused, of course, but most of all just... She had no idea. As he stepped closer, Erika took a step backwards, more so instinctively than anything else. The poor guy had to be freezing. "Right..."

"Okay, uhm.." She cast a glance over her shoulder, furrowing her brows slightly. She was tempted to call out for Everett, but she wasn't too sure how he'd feel about this situation. He wasn't exactly known for keeping a calm head under situations like these. "You should probably cover all of..." she gestured towards the blue ribbon. "...that up."

She wasn't sure if she was supposed to appreciate the gesture, or feel completely and utterly creeped out. Maybe a little bit of both? "I think you uh, missed a very important detail here." She tried smiling, but it appeared very clumsy and sheepish. "I'm married and I uh, have no... Need of your service?"

[RJ Jay]

Ah, the look, RJ knew what that meant: she was looking out for the husband. Didn't want to get caught with another man by him. Oh no, they'd have to keep this on the dl, which of course meant that RJ definitely intended to let DL know that this had totally happened. Hell, if he made it inside the house, that was definitely the story he was going to tell everyone.

"Too hot for you?" he asked, but moved to cover himself. Because it was cold, not because she asked, and it was getting pretty dang cold out. his rock-hard nips could attest to that. RJ kept smirking as she kept going. He wasn't hearing a "no" which totally meant I so want to bang you, hard.

"Oh don't worry, we'll make sure he doesn't know," RJ said, winking. "Unless you're into that sort of thing, then I guess he could, like, watch or something," he nodded again, feeling like he could totally manage that. "And it's okay, babe, you don't gotta lie to me. I know what you're needing, and that's why I'm here, all dressed up," he gestured at himself, "and ready for you."

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

"Not quite the words I'd use," she said, pursing her lips somewhat. Sure, the boy was attractive enough and all, but she wondered who actually accepted a gesture like this from someone they didn't even know. Then again, Erika was as sexually active as a damn potato, so she wasn't exactly the right person to ask. And well, she had no idea how she was supposed to react to a situation like this. Should she invite him in, and get him dressed, or send him off, or what? Clearly, she wasn't going to accept his offer, but she couldn't just let him stand there and freeze, could she?

"Right, okay... Uhm." She stepped to the side, rocking slightly as she tried coming up with a solution. Anything, honestly. "Look, I uh, appreciate the gesture and..." Her eyes dropped again. "But uh, I'll pass. I don't know where you've heard that I was in need of any...assistance-" Of course she knew. "-but I can assure you that I... I don't." Even she could hear how hesitant she sounded. Not because she wanted this to happen, but because for one, he was right, and second, she was still kind of... Baffled.

And it wasn't like she'd cheat on her husband either. Even if that meant never getting laid again. And yes, she realized just how incredibly sad that sounded. Dear god. There was no wonder this poor guy had made the decision he had-- well, okay, she didn't understand how someone would ever do something like this, because it seemed both drastic and kind of desperate. But maybe this was his fucked up way of being nice? And why was she trying to defend him? This was silly. "We should probably get you...dressed. Properly. With a lot of clothes. Right now."

[RJ Jay]

RJ kept his attention on her as she started moving. It took all his considerable willpower to stay looking mostly at her face. And he mostly failed, as his eyes drifted toward her chest as he played that game where he tried to figure out roughly how big they were while not really staring at them or anything. She kept going, and he could hear that hesitation.

"Why are you hesitating, babe?" he asked, spreading his arms wide. "I'm offering you a once in a lifetime opportunity. Just a few... long," he bounced his brows, "hours with me, and you'll be ready for a while year. And if you want to keep coming back, I can keep on giving."

RJ smirked confidently. Yeah, he totally had her on the ropes. Good thing that he actually read those stupid gossip blogs, despite the fact that he hadn't wound up in one (yet; give it time). And she was trying to get him dressed again.

"You sure you don't mean, undressed?" He asked, before opening the coat again. he gave his hips a wiggle, performing a sort of dance to try and draw as much attention to the jiggling ribbon as he possibly could.

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

"Thank you for the offer, but I still think I'm going to pass-- no offense or anything, but this is kind of... weird, and slightly desperate of you-- actually, it's kind of creepy. Yes, creepy," she said, laughing - or rather, trying to. Well, at least Erika could say this was a first. The very first time a guy had showed up half naked on her doorstep, and she wasn't too sure how much she actually enjoyed it. Actually, not really. It was amusing, sure, but... Yeah.

Without looking at the boy, she gestured for him to walk into one of the guest bedrooms. "Oh, I'm sure. Now, uh, go in there and I'll go get some clothes for you to wear-- and yes, I'm being serious, and no, we're not going to have sex." And she turned just in time to see the hip wiggle, which had her expression turning into something similar to an awkward attempt at smiling while not trying to laugh.

"Ok, I'm gonna go get you some clothes." With that, Erika turned around and started walking towards the staircase leading to the upper floor. Everett probably had some clothes the boy could wear.

[RJ Jay]

Yes, yes, yes! He'd made it into the house. Yeah, she was calling him creepy, but she wasn't, like, screaming it or calling the cops or anything like that. Which meant that she also found it sort of awesome, and/or she totally wanted the D. RJ was willing to go with both. He was already strutting forward, putting as much swagger into his walk as a human possibly could.

She turned, and RJ could see her wanting to laugh. That didn't bother him: his antics sometimes got girls to smile and there were very few that didn't look better when they did. HE bounced his brows at that, then grinned.

"Hey, if that's your thing," he said, nodding. "I'm here to give the lady what she wants."

And he watched as she parted. Figuring that he might as well go for broke, RJ stripped off literally everything but the ribbon. He then stood there confidently, his arms crossed, waiting for her to come back. She'd get to see the full RJ, all rippling muscles and enticing manflesh, bared for her to take advantage of.

Ok, RJ did pause to take a few selfies first. He had the phone in his jacket pocket (because where else would he be keeping it?) just for this sort of thing. Now he'd have proof that he'd been naked in her house.

Then he'd take the pose, all ready for her to take in every inch.

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

As Erika reached the upstairs area of the house, the brunette walked straight for the bedroom. Opening the door, she walked inside. She grabbed a pair of sweatpants and a loose fitted t-shirt. There was no doubt that Everett was taller than the boy downstairs, but she figured this would at the very least cover him up, and truth be told, that was all the brunette wanted.

With the items in hand, Erika jogged down the stairs only to be met with another unexpected sight. The clothes fell to the ground and Erika's hand came up to cover her eyes. As if this wasn't awkward enough. "Oh wow," she expressed, turning her head away. "Yeah, okay, uhm... You clearly, uh, didn't-- you should put these on--" she began, putting her foot on the clothes and attempting to push them towards the boy.

"Please put those clothes on, and then, uhm, leave." She continued keeping her eyes shielded from the...sight. This wasn't at all how she'd expected her day to go and she almost hoped that Everett would come home to scare the poor kid away, because... Well, she had no idea how to handle this. How the hell was one supposed to react to something like this anyways?

[RJ Jay]

Yes, RJ stood there, giving Erika "the full RJ." His hands were on his hips and he wore nothing save that grin and the ribbon tied in just the right place. Actually, that latter was getting a bit uncomfortable, what with the swelling that was going on down there. And unfortunately, that didn't just apply to the swelling that should totally be happening when RJ encountered a sexy lady: he might have tied the ribbons a bit too tight.

"C'mon now," He said, taking a step forward. "You don't need to play any more. I can show you moves that you ain't never seen before. Don't act like this hasn't been one of your naughty fantasies: hot guy shows up just for you in your house, all dressed up and ready to pleasure your sexy body," he smiled and moved another step closer.

"you don't gotta fight this," hey, he had, like, one last try. After all, there was no sign of the husband yet. Nope, Everett King didn't seem to be around while RJ tried his best to talk the wife into reenacting roughly half the porn on the internet. RJ even started flexing his muscles, making them dance in a manner that he knew impressed all the ladies.

And hey, if that failed, he had another muscle he could flex.