Ha, Ha, So Funny

[Tim Tawfeek]

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Ha, ha, so very funny. This is definitely not how it works.

Also: I thought the mere thought of Lux and I having sex caused you to start twitching and writhing in pain?





Jack McCarthy ; Luxanna Viera

[Tim Tawfeek]

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... wait a second, CC...

Lux, do not open that video. You do not want to see that. I don't care if it does look like there's an adorable ninja dressed in a fawn outfit. It is definitely not for your eyes.

Jack, back me up on this.

[Jack McCarthy]

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Lalalalalaa. Please, never use the S-E-X word ever again in relation to you or Tim. Man was not meant to fill a toilet full with vomit. You're her BF but please just...I mean...Ew!

Why is everything Ere I was showing you that a man can pull off wearing a flowery robe as everyday attire and your perverted mind goes and throws up that? Get outside more...

Also we should start a band. How haven't we started a band yet?

Lux. Just, Just know. Don't let Tim pervert your mind more with his smut.

[Luxanna Viera]

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...I'm just gonna
I don't
Why

Why is Jack thinking about us having sex?

[Tim Tawfeek]

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Why would you...

...

that's an excellent question, Lux, and one that I feel should definitely be left up to Jack to answer on his own. I'm sure he has a perfectly logical explanation for it that doesn't sound at all creepy.

[Jack McCarthy]

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Thank you Tim.

Let me just state for the record that this the worse topic of discussion ever. Here I am discussing the Merits of wearing nothing but Oriental robes and suddenly I'm a pervert!

Let me make something perfectly clean: I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER Want to know the details of your love life. I rather rub salt in my eyes and picture Tim twerking then picture you and Tim ...doing...stuff. HE MADE IT ABOUT SEX NOT I!

[Tim Tawfeek]

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You know, I could see you looking into the merits of wearing nothing but oriental robes. It does seem like the kind of fashion choice you could be making. However, this whole conversation has definitely been about sex, pretty much from the start. I think some people have argued that things are always about sex.

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Again, I am so sorry you have to read this stuff, Lux. But hey, it's not like you haven't heard it before, right? And we totally don't talk like this all the time. Just look at how excited Jack is getting: this is clearly not normal. At all.

Nothing about this conversation is normal, actually. Or even in the same general universe as normal.

[Luxanna Viera]

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...Right. Okay, I'm going to log off now and hope that I get no more videos like this sent to my email. As much as I adore the both of you, this isn't the kind of thing I think I should be, uh, mixed into.

By the way.
My furbies says hello.

[Tim Tawfeek]

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Totally agree: we'll keep our humor to ourselves from now on. Honest.

And Furby says hi back. I'll see you later, Lux.

(Jack, don't hit respond all or whatever. I'll talk to you later anyway; got the project and all)