Post by Frank "Sunny" Laffont on Feb 28, 2014 17:41:31 GMT -6
"Woooooooooo! Suck it Mario! Your chubby plumber butt just got kicked hard. And again. Uh, how do them apples feel? That's right," Frank started bobbing her head, pausing to take a sip off an absolutely giant can of Monster. This was one of those super cans that were probably illegal in Kallispell, in Montana, and most likely the United States just as a general rule. In fact, it had probably been outlawed by the World Health Services as being dangerous for children.
Frank had six or so empties rolling around on the floor around her.
"Yeah, feel the wrath of SONIC THE AWESOME HEDGEHOG, SUCKA!" Frank yelled again, jerking her hands and sort of waving. She sort of knew that you didn't actually need to move the controller to get results, but she was just enjoying it far too much to do otherwise. Thankfully she played the most active character by far, and the little blue avatar seemed to be sucking up Frank's extra energy. The little blue blur spun into poor Mario who then went flying off the stage. The announcer let out a "GAME OVER."
"Uh, ain't that funky now!" yelled Frank. She grabbed the energy drink can, took a bit swig, and then flung both hands into the air. Energy drink sort of fell. "OH YEAH, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WINS AGAIN! that was awe-some! Whoo!" Frank bobbed her head, her hair flapping. She glomped the poor person who'd elected to play with her, giving them a quick hug. "You are awesome! Take some candy!" she waved her hand magnanimously at the horde that lay strewn about her on the couch. Frank had been camped out there for most of the weekend, forsaking sleep in exchange for energy drinks (as if that weren't obvious). She turned and bounced, sending cans and wrappers falling to the floor.
"UH, I AM SO PUMPED, WHOO!" she called. She grabbed the can, picking it up to her mouth and swigging. Still pumped, she screamed, crushed the can, and then took a giant bite out of it. "Oh yeah! Energy drink infused metal! That's the stuff! Whoop!" another fling, more drink flying, and Frank turned. "So who wants to go for another round? Think you can handle the twitch? Huh? You can even have some candy of your own. I think there's even another can of something around here," Frank nudged the pile of junk food about her with a toe, attempting to excavate something of worth in time for whomever wanted to step up to the plate.
Frank had six or so empties rolling around on the floor around her.
"Yeah, feel the wrath of SONIC THE AWESOME HEDGEHOG, SUCKA!" Frank yelled again, jerking her hands and sort of waving. She sort of knew that you didn't actually need to move the controller to get results, but she was just enjoying it far too much to do otherwise. Thankfully she played the most active character by far, and the little blue avatar seemed to be sucking up Frank's extra energy. The little blue blur spun into poor Mario who then went flying off the stage. The announcer let out a "GAME OVER."
"Uh, ain't that funky now!" yelled Frank. She grabbed the energy drink can, took a bit swig, and then flung both hands into the air. Energy drink sort of fell. "OH YEAH, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WINS AGAIN! that was awe-some! Whoo!" Frank bobbed her head, her hair flapping. She glomped the poor person who'd elected to play with her, giving them a quick hug. "You are awesome! Take some candy!" she waved her hand magnanimously at the horde that lay strewn about her on the couch. Frank had been camped out there for most of the weekend, forsaking sleep in exchange for energy drinks (as if that weren't obvious). She turned and bounced, sending cans and wrappers falling to the floor.
"UH, I AM SO PUMPED, WHOO!" she called. She grabbed the can, picking it up to her mouth and swigging. Still pumped, she screamed, crushed the can, and then took a giant bite out of it. "Oh yeah! Energy drink infused metal! That's the stuff! Whoop!" another fling, more drink flying, and Frank turned. "So who wants to go for another round? Think you can handle the twitch? Huh? You can even have some candy of your own. I think there's even another can of something around here," Frank nudged the pile of junk food about her with a toe, attempting to excavate something of worth in time for whomever wanted to step up to the plate.