JUST A TINY FAVOR AND YOU SO CAN'T SO NO 'CUZ IT'S MY B-DAY!

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

ERI, ERI, ERI, ERI
ERIKA BELLEFOTNE.

ERIKA BELLEFONTE
RING RING
HELLO
RING RING
HELLO

ALSO U R TOTES A BOOTIFUL N TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN <3 <3 <3

WHO SO NEDS 2 KEP HER FONE ON

PAGING ERIKA BELLEFONTE
WOULD ERIKA BELLEFONTE PLEASE PICK UP HER PHONE.

RING RING

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

...hey Frank.

You have fingers that move with the speed of lighting.

What's up, Frank? You okay?

You know...

I already said yes to the hat thing.

If that's what this is about.

...that isn't what this is about, is it?

...

What did you do?

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

FINGERS FAST AS LIGHTNING
WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING
OWWW
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
GREASED LIGHTNING!!!!!

pchow

oh, wait, the thing.

guess what happens on the 13th!

c'mon, guess.

u no u wanna.

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[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

...right

Oh wow, that's a huge wall of text. Uh.

You're... Your butler is coming to visit you?

The stable hand agreed to go on a date with you?

...you had sex with him.

Why is everyone having random sex?

What happened to romance and flowers?

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

OMG, IS JEEVES COMING? DID U FIND THAT OUT? 'CUZ THAT WOULD BE SUPER AWESOME AND---

& i so am not having the secks. gah, i wish.
there haz been no rain over the dry Frankeghetti plains.
the little animals are starving & the plants have all dried up.
not even a sprinkle.

BUT NO, IT'S MY B-DAY!! i TURN 18!!!!

I BE LEGAL!

SO WE COULD TOTES HAVE SECKS OR SOMETHING.

THAT WAS A JOKE, 'CUZ U HAS UR HOTTIE & I DON'T SWING THAT WAY.

UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT, 'CUZ IT'S TOTALLY DRY AS A BONE HERE.
IT'S LIKE THOSE DRY BONE GUYS IN THE MARIO GAMES EXCEPT I'D PROBABLY MOAN IN A TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE MANNER IF MARIO BOUNCED ON MY HEAD AND THEN DEMAND THAT HE COME AND WE'D DO THE CAKE THING AND EVERYTHING.

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

Not that I'm aware of, no. That's why I asked.

...too much information, Frank.

You're like a baby sister to me. I don't want to know about your sex life.

...or lack thereof.

:S

It's your birthday? Wow, how the heck could I miss that?

And yes-- wait, how do you know about---

...which hottie are you talking about???

Who said what?

...

I need a drink.

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

wll if u didnt wanna no, u shuldntve asked

yeppers! so totes my pah-ty (though I totes will not be cryin even i wanna)

which is totes why im all like up in your digits, gurlfriend
friend of mine
really super hot friend of mine
who is kinda a super hot bellefonte chick that everyone likes
& totes has a hottie 4 a bro who we could totes hook up w/Franck
(u no, my rly souper awesome french bff?) <3 <3

cuz im totes planing ths thing where lik we do some speed-dating thing & i totes need hotties 2 show 2 get all da bois up in da yard & since ur totes of limits right naow cuz of bein w/ur hot little chef (Everett right?) theyll all be like 'oh nos, we cant do the BA chick an' her twin sister's vajaj is lined w/teeth wat do we do?' and then bam, theres me looking all hawt & slutty n my costume & ready to scoop up their hearts

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

...I can hardly under--

I've already been trying to get Abel and Franck together.

They're too damn shy for their own good

But yes, I could totally bring him to your party.

...speed dating.

Wait.

No.

...how did you know about the chef---

...Wait, no one told you about the ring, did they?

Oh, god.

There's rumors about that already?

...rofl @ vajaj with teeth.

FRANK.

I'M SO CONFUSED.

You want to use me as bait...?

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

they b sew cut 2gther lik omg <3 <3 <3

i no u w/chef cuz im frends w/liz & ellen,& u totes told me last time.
wait, ring?

RING
RING?

REAWPEOARPSDFKAMDSF
RING?

OMG, R U GONNA GET MARRIED!?
DID HE PROPOSE?
R U GONNA BE MRS. REALLY HOT CHEF GUY?

TELL ME UR GONNA BE MRS. REALLY HOT CHEF GUY!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

...

Err...

So, you didn't know, huh...

Well, yes.

I'm gonna be.. Mrs. Really Hot Chef Guy?

SO, ABOUT YOUR PARTY

When do you want me to bring Abel?

Do you want me to bring him before, so they get some time to talk, or...?

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG--- THAT IS AWESOME! IM SOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU!

OH YEAH PAR-T.
well is axshully dating thing, member? cuz the Great Rainforest of Frankazon is about to shrivel up

but brng ur cute bro lttle early well have a few peeps show up early & all do some milling, yo

(make him dress in smexy costume i get franck)

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

Thank you, dear ^^''''

...the great--

No. I don't want to know.

Sounds like a plan to me.

I'll take him shopping for a costume sometimes this week then, so we don't have to stress about that later.

Don't worry. We'll make sure Franck gets his happily ever after.

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

ur welcome!!!!!
SO EXCITED!!!!!!



u do that. ill drag franck. gotta shop w/Ellen 2.

yeah he totes desrvs it hes super-awesome

(c i usd ninja cuz ninjas r awesome & so is Franck)

[Erika Conner (Bellefonte)]

Hahaha, yeah, you and me both

I hope you have a lot of fun, Frank.

You deserve it.

Hahaha, yeah, Franck is pretty awesome.

As is Abel.

I think they'd be really cute together.

Anywho.

Thanks for informing me.

I'll be sure to drag Abel with me.

I'll talk to you later, boo.