Post by Jack McCarthy on Feb 23, 2014 17:17:24 GMT -6
How did Jack get in these positions? Here he was, a super powered god, among mere mortals and here he was sitting outside the headmasters office with his pesky clone by his side and why? Well Jack didn’t even know, all he did was make a small school yard jab at their trainer and he seemed to take offence to it.
Of course Jack two had a different version of events..
“You shouldn’t have done that…” Jack two said in his usual whiny voice with his head in his hands “Were done here man. Were done. Were going to get expelled, and then we’ll be on the streets and then-“
For sure Jack rolled his eyes, not willing to hear another trademark Jack two gloomy forecast. So he cut his clone off at the past with a wave of his arm “Woah, woah, woah! Calm down man. Seriously, you’ll give yourself a tumor. What is wrong with the world when a young ragamuffin can’t make a simple amusing comment?”
“Amusing comment? You called that a amusing comment?!”
Jack shrugged his shoulders. “Come on the guy was a total dildo! Someone had to put out the obvious, his name was Shannon for God sake. What was I meant to do!”
“Oh, I don’t know how about not calling him a “Chick with a dick”
Jack snorted at this, with a grin spreading on his face, clearly not able to keep back the giggles.
“Hey, Stop that! That wasn’t funny! That was really hurtful.”
“God you’re such a whiney bitch aren’t you?”
“Hey, I’m only like this because you are: You hate me, you hate yourself.
“No one, loves me, more then me mate I would fuck myself in a heartbeat
“Well, now were back to the whole Gay thing…”
“What, do you mean..I’m not gay!”
“Remember, why you were 13 at PE and you say Richard sanders soaping his balls in the shower and you thought-“
Without any warning Jack made a movement as he was going to hug him and the two bodies seem to merge into each other before only Jack is sitting on the chair breathing heavy “…Dick”
Of course Jack two had a different version of events..
“You shouldn’t have done that…” Jack two said in his usual whiny voice with his head in his hands “Were done here man. Were done. Were going to get expelled, and then we’ll be on the streets and then-“
For sure Jack rolled his eyes, not willing to hear another trademark Jack two gloomy forecast. So he cut his clone off at the past with a wave of his arm “Woah, woah, woah! Calm down man. Seriously, you’ll give yourself a tumor. What is wrong with the world when a young ragamuffin can’t make a simple amusing comment?”
“Amusing comment? You called that a amusing comment?!”
Jack shrugged his shoulders. “Come on the guy was a total dildo! Someone had to put out the obvious, his name was Shannon for God sake. What was I meant to do!”
“Oh, I don’t know how about not calling him a “Chick with a dick”
Jack snorted at this, with a grin spreading on his face, clearly not able to keep back the giggles.
“Hey, Stop that! That wasn’t funny! That was really hurtful.”
“God you’re such a whiney bitch aren’t you?”
“Hey, I’m only like this because you are: You hate me, you hate yourself.
“No one, loves me, more then me mate I would fuck myself in a heartbeat
“Well, now were back to the whole Gay thing…”
“What, do you mean..I’m not gay!”
“Remember, why you were 13 at PE and you say Richard sanders soaping his balls in the shower and you thought-“
Without any warning Jack made a movement as he was going to hug him and the two bodies seem to merge into each other before only Jack is sitting on the chair breathing heavy “…Dick”