The Doctor Is In!

[Dirty Laundry]

Blog Entry #4
The Doctor Is In!

As we all know, this school holds its fine share of people that entertain our souls both with gossip and drama, and no matter how many times it makes us roll our eyes or wish we could unsee it, at the end of the day we still go to bed wishing we could do the same. Some people naturally draw more attention to themselves than others. It is the circle of life and for those less fortunate, there truly isn't much for us to do but stand by the sidelines and watch all the wrong people get all the glory - unless like me you take action into your own hands.

The other day I saw something most interesting go down in the cafeteria. A little firecracker seemed to got all sorts of hot and heavy when PRINCE CHARMING himself, our beloved womanizer did his usual business - and our new champion rose to the stage and created quite the fuss - HELLGIRL doesn't seem to be the kind of girl who likes to share her toys. But dear, haven't you learned that no good things come for free? Let me state the obvious, since you clearly failed to get the message; You can light as many chairs as you want on fire, but at the end of the day a dramatic departure and a few widened eyes won't be enough to win the prince's heart.

Now, if you are like me, then you are probably wondering why she's even bothering. We all know that PRINCE CHARMING isn't up for claims. Even from the beginning that boy has belonged to all of us - and I'm pretty sure he's made that pretty clear too, no?

Just give it a rest girly, no one likes a mooch.

You know you love me,
Dirty Laundry

[Hadley Roarke]

Thank you so much for my fifteen minutes of fame! Mooch? No. Just thought I could do the impossible and tame a manwhore. Oh, well. Honestly, I got lucky. He's not good for anything, but fucking other girls. I'll count my blessings and move on