The Heartbreaker or the Hearbreak-y?

[Dirty Laundry]

Blog Entry #2
The Hearbreaker or the Heartbreak-y?

So, we all know that the BELLEFONTE-PRINCESS has a way of getting herself mixed into all kinds of relationships. Let's face it, it's no state secret that our very own Princess gets around. She swoons over a new guy every week and they all end the same; Tragic. Whether it's her side breaking it up or theirs, it still sinks like Titanic. The girl just has no luck when it comes to love and I think we all, the Princess included know just who to point fingers at; THE ICEQUEEN.

But ladies and gentlemen, that is not the topic of this post, because really, one thread about her is more than enough, wouldn't you agree Human?

I just had this picture sent to me through a message and it sort of make me wonder... Did our BELLEFONTE-PRINCESS get stood up? Oh poop, yet another relationship taking its usual route down the Northern Sea and sinks to the bottom faster than you can say 'Man over board'. It's tragic. It's pathetic and it makes such good gossip!

Look at that sad, expectful face, people. That is the face of a girl who's starting to realize that Daddy can't solve all her problems with money. Oh well. Better luck next time, honey!

And in the meantime, I am very curious about our not-so-new-newcomer, LONELY BOY. He seems like the type of guy all the gals would crush over and let's face it ladies, he's hawt. Very hawt. So, this leads me to ask; Why do we never see him smooch it up with the girls? Is he shy? Or maybe he's just a gentleman. That man is sure a mystery I would love to solve.

And with that French accent one would imagine he'd be irresistable, but nope. No one seems to have captured his heart just yet. It's a shame to keep something as fine as that from the world. You better hurry ladies, someone might get there before you do!

You know you love me,
Dirty Laundry

[Ellen Banks]

Just so you know. I reported this blog to the head. You might know her granddaughter. Something tells me he won't appreciate his granddaughter being harassed and followed like this. I'm sure he'll take a special interest in this case. Oh and my father isn't exactly pleased either. so either you take these down or he'll get the police involved.

-Cue comment about daddy's girl nonsense I've been hearing since I was 6-

[Dirty Laundry]

@ICE-QUEEN
Oh my, I'm popular today. I knew you were reading this blog, love. Like I said, I'm always at the back of your mind. And please, report this to whomever you want. You won't find me, so spare the pitchfork for another time.

You know you love me,
Dirty Laundry

[François Laffont]

To whoever writes here,

I just can’t believe you enjoy rambling on such silly rumors. I’m sure there are more interesting things to talk about that is going on at school. But the worse is this sick pleasure you seem to get at humiliating two of our classmates. I don’t know what they’ve done to you and I don’t want to know. Whatever it is, I doubt they deserve all of this. And please leave my private life the way it likes to stay: private.

The (not so) Lonely Boy