Post by Dirty Laundry on Feb 7, 2014 15:51:56 GMT -6
BLOG ENTRY #1
The Third Wheel Theory
The Third Wheel Theory
Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. I am the eyes and the ears of Bellefonte Academy. I am no one and everyone all at one. I see all, I know all. Do you want to know who I am? Too bad, because my real identity is hidden. Not you, not anyone will know who I am. You can try but you will not succeed. But that is not important. What's important is what I do.I am Dirty Laundry, Bellefonte's #1 gossip blogger.
Airing out the Dirty Laundry one student at a time.
I'm sure all of you have heard about the third wheel. It's the third person who is simply put, only in the way of two people. And in this case it's none other than ELLEN BANKS herself. Has the Queen Bee #1 finally fallen and broken her wings? Oh dear. My dear students, I recently saw something quite interesting happening in the courtyard of the school, ERIKA BELLEFONTE was talking to some cute piece of meat (No point in lying about it, ladies, we all know he's fine), FRANCOIS LAFFONT or FRANCK as he seems to be fond of calling himself. They were getting all kinds of cozy as ELLEN BANKS stepped up her game and decided to interfere.
Now, now, we all know about the DOUBLE E duo that seems to think they rule the school, but can there be something more than friendship on ELLEN's front? It makes me wonder, since somehow, ELLEN is always in the picture whenever our darling Bellefonte-Princess bashes her eyelashes at another victim.
I don't know about you guys, but to me it seems like our ice queen has fallen and someone might just have melted her ice cold heart. Well, that or she climbed her way up from hell and got her panties tied up in a bunch. It doesn't really matter in the end.
To me it seems like our poor ICE QUEEN has once again taken up the role as the third wheel and if you ask me, it's kind of pathetic. Just fess up already, woman. No one likes a pretender.
I can't wait to find out more about this three-way drama between LONELY BOY, ICE QUEEN and BELLEFONTE-PRINCESS. Can you?
You know you love me,
Dirty Laundry