Drama the Llama

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

So Frank was riding a llama. It only made sense really: if you had a llama, there was really only two things you could do with it. One involved collecting its poop for use in a rather elaborate revenge plot. The other involved riding. So Frank had actually dressed for llama riding, in complete llama riding gear. Said gear included a bandana tied around her neck in a semi-jaunty fashion, a rather brilliant pink shirt with a truly impressive amount of fringe, a pair of jean shorts, and a pair of what appeared to be bright pink cow”girl” boots, which came up nearly to Frank's ankles.

And Frank, being Frank, opted to ride said llama through the middle of the courtyard.

“Hello!” she called to people, waving from atop her llama. “Hellooooo, just taking the llama out for a little trot, nothing to see here.”

There had been this moment where Frank had at least considered just riding said llama nearer the stables. After all, there was a riding ring and all the equipment and so forth. The area was even called the riding ring after all. Frank might have even started there for a bit, before she realized something rather crucial about the whole thing:

No one was around to watch.

And since there wasn't any fun in owning a llama if you weren't sharing it, well, Frank opted to ride said creature around the courtyard, a big grin on her face, her hand up and tilting back and forth in her best princess wave.

“Just your prom queen, riding a llama!” she called again. “oooh, I so should've grabbed my tiara and dress! That would've been awwwwesome!” Frank sighed, tilted her head to the side, and seemed to notice that her llama had started drifting toward someone. “no, bad Drama! Bad llama!” she reached down to tug, but Drama seemed rather determined: “Watch out, he's going for your hair, and he's got spit!”

[Selina Taylor]

    Selina was enjoying her day in the warm summer sun, reading and taking it easy when she thought she heard a familiar voice. She looked up and wasn’t entirely sure whether she should laugh, groan, or try to hide. As much as she liked Frank, the llama was quite the deterrent in Selina’s doing anything that could possibly draw the girl’s attention. She watched passively as Frank rode that damned llama through the middle of the courtyard… and was she imagining things, or were they getting closer?


    Oh, Frank had been prom queen? Selina made a mental note to congratulate the girl later, when the llama wasn’t making a determined reach towards her hair. Fucking hell. “No!” she warned as she backed up and leapt to her feet. She was so not washing llama spit out of her hair. Selina wasn’t really all that finicky about animals and their messes, but she held a strong dislike for llama spit. When she’d backed up a safe-ish distance, Selina glanced up at Frank with a wry grin, “Trust me, I remember his ability to spit quite well,” she offered as she placed the book in her backpack.


    Selina couldn’t help the laugh that escaped her as she took in Frank’s outfit and the entirety of the scenario. “So how have you been, your majesty?” she asked with a smirk as she mock bowed to Frank, and incidentally Drama. Selina had to hand it to Frank, Drama fit this llama rather well. He’d caused enough upheaval on the day they’d met; that was for sure. She absently wondered how well the stable hands had adjusted to dealing with the creature.

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

"no, no, bad llama!" Frank insisted, waving her hand a few more times to try and distract Drama. It didn't quite work, mostly because Drama happened to recognize Selina and want to lean in and truly start munching away or maybe spitting or something.

"He really likes you," Frank intoned before nodding her head. she leaned forward, hanging slightly on his neck, and brought a hand up to cover her mouth to stage-whisper: "I think he's heard that you're super sexy and totally hot and junk," Frank nodded sagaciously. She head the laugh from her friend and grinned. "I've been super awesome, actually! I totes got to be prom queen and I'm apparently hot for pans now and I might be going into business and I hired this super hawt guy to watch over Drama here."

Frank nodded and patted the llama again. Drama took this as indication to duck his head. Which might not have been so bad besides the fact that Frank was hanging on it. So she ended up tumbling forward, likely in the same general direction (or even specific direction) of Selina herself.

[Selina Taylor]

    Selina sighed as Frank claimed that the llama liked her. She’d really rather the creature ignored her completely, but she supposed she shouldn’t mind too much. After all, the creature had helped her meet Frank. Selina laughed as Frank claimed she was sexy, “I’m not all that sure I want a llama to care about whether or not I’m considered attractive,” she offered wryly. She certainly didn’t feel that particular fondness for llamas… or for horses for that matter.


    Selina grinned at Frank’s admission to loving pans, “I rather like pans too. Shiny, reliable, and they last quite a long time,” she teased with a knowing smirk. “Congratulations on prom queen by the way. I wish I could have seen you in your dress and tiara.” Not that Frank wasn’t dressed up quite ostentatiously at the current moment, but still. Selina almost wanted to see this hawt guy as well. Partly for the sake of aesthetic appreciation, and partly to see the type of man who could work for Frank.


    Selina then hurriedly stepped forward in an effort to catch Frank as she fell off of the llama. It was a slightly awkward affair, but she prevented Frank from hitting the ground, so she figured things had turned out alright. Selina glanced down at the girl pressed up against her and grinned, “Comfortable?” she teased.

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

Frank likely would have mentioned how llama sex appeal was not something to take likely, how it was very much important to determining a proper mate and how you should treat it with the utmost respect. She probably would have gone into detail about how it was somehow connected to loving pans and how loving pans wasn't quite the same as loving pans. She definitely started to squawk to make noises regarding the dress and tiara (mostly to the effect of how very many pictures of precisely that she happened to have), but there was the whole tumbling over a llama thing to deal with.

Some things even distracted Frank.

She giggled and wiggled slightly as Selina pressed her tight, flinging her arms around the other girl. "It is pretty comfortable," Frank admitted, nodding a few times. "But, I'm like, pretty heavy and junk, 'cuz of all the eating and stuff, aaaaand bad Drama," this was said to the llama over Selina's shoulders, Frank's eyes narrowed and her finger wagging for a moment.

Then she was wiggling again, this time digging into her pocket to pull out a phone (also in a brilliant pink case, this one with several cartoon characters, mostly ponies, and a TARDIS emblazoned on it. "I totes got pics of me in tiara and gown and stuff. I look mega-hawt," and she was flipping through them, still obviously not caring about the whole flipping thing and ending up in arms or at least not any more than the reprimand she'd shot at her mount a few seconds ago.

[Selina Taylor]

    Selina shrugged as Frank’s weight didn’t bother her in the slightest. She could probably bench press Frank if she wanted, but she merely smiled and shook her head in response. Selina gently let go of the girl, offering a steady hand should Frank lose her balance. “I’ll bet you do,” Selina agreed with a grin when Frank spoke of her mega-hawtness.


    She hadn’t attended the prom or spring formal or whatever it was the college had had. Formal events weren’t really her thing, besides, of the two dresses she owned, neither were really appropriate and she wasn’t going to waste money on an outfit she wouldn’t wear more than a few times. Selina felt happy for Frank though, and she loved seeing the dresses that the women picked out to wear. Fashion was something Selina had always been interested in. She almost wondered if Frank’s dress would be as outlandish as the girl’s choice in pets or if she’d chosen to go a different route.


    “Did you have a date or go stag?” Selina asked with a laugh as she looked down at the phone in the girl’s hands. The bright pink case was something Selina almost wanted, as she appreciated bright colors, though hers wouldn’t have the cartoons, but to each their own.

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

Frank flipped through the phone with the practiced ease of a teenage girl. It was a matter of sliding the fingers and moving them with the sort of speed that people who were older just couldn't quite master (or at least the person typing this couldn't; that might be overgeneralizing slightly. Point remains).

"I totes ended up going solo. I had a prom king though, and I kinda ended up leaving with Ellen Banks again," Frank leaned over, "we totes hooked up," she gave Selina a wink before pulling out the pics, "see!" She turned and handed the phone over to Selina. There were the pictures of Frank wearing her prom dress and posing. And the ones of her being crowned next to Francois Laffont. And at least one pic of her and Franck dancing. And a few others of people that Selina would probably recognize. Frank seemed to have collided with just about everyone who actually happened to be at prom, and seemed to have the same infectious grin (or whoop) on her face at all time.

[Selina Taylor]

    Selina grinned at the information that Ellen Banks had actually allowed herself to hook up with anybody, but particularly with Frank. Selina had had a short run-in with Ellen once and she wasn’t eager to repeat it. The girl was more of an annoyance than anything else, though she honestly wanted to see how Frank and Ellen interacted with each other. She’d bet good money it was entertaining to say the least. “Good for you!” she replied with a wide smile.


    Selina then smiled as she saw Frank’s beautiful dress, “You look so gorgeous,” she complimented honestly. Frank cleaned up pretty damn well. Selina recognized the faces of a few in the pictures with her, but not much more than that. “And who’s the handsome king?” Selina asked with a teasing smile, as she knew she’d never met him before. She thought she might have seen him around, but she couldn’t really be sure. There were so many people here that it was hard to keep track of them all.

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

Frank grinned and nodded as Selina congratulated her further. She did a little shimmy atop her llama, who again, seemed entirely unimpressed with the whole situation. Frank then leaned over to try and watch as Selina flicked through various photos. There were people in there whose names Frank might even not quite get right unless she was right next to them.

"Oh, that's my biffle Franck!" Frank said, pointing. "he's totally gay though, and dating a vampire," Frank pulled back, tilting her head and thinking, "or a ghost. I keep getting those two confused. But Franck's really happy with him, and it makes for some really good fanfiction, so I'm all for it," Frank held out a hand with thumb extended, before leaning back down to look. "If you want, I could see if he's got a not-gay cousin or something, or maybe a female one or something. I can't really remember what you said you were into," She gave Selina an apologetic shrug before pointing again at her phone. "If you see anyone else you wanna know, lemme know. I'm like, a person encyclopedia around here, yo."

Frank nodded and hit her chest a few times, feeling quite proud of her accomplishment.

[Selina Taylor]

    “I hope it’s a vampire for his sake. Ghosts can make sex so difficult sometimes,” she said with a serious expression as she continued looking through the pics with a smile. “Oh, and really you can send almost anybody my way in terms of sex. Seriously, anyone you know who needs a good fuck, just give them my number. We can probably work something out,” she said with a teasing wink. "Unless they're ghosts. Sorry, but the whole not being able to touch them thing just isn't for me."

    “And if you ever want to take me up on that offer yourself, I’m open to that as well,” she added with a heated gaze that was purely for Frank before casually glancing back down at the phone and flicking through the rest of the pictures. “Looks like it was a lot of fun,” she commented as she handed the phone back to Frank. “And you’ll definitely have to model that dress for me sometime,” she offered honestly as she smiled up at the girl. "You look positively fantastic in it."

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

"Yeah, there's the whole, have to get a physical body and maybe possess someone or something like that. In my fanfiction he totally possesses his twin brother the vampire and they get into this love triangle thing with Franck and all. but yeah, I'll totes set you up with some fine ass peeps, yo," Frank did a little bob with that, nodding her head and trying to look as pleased with herself as she possibly could. "Even the ghosts: we'll force them to be all solid just for you. Get Slimer on them or do the Casper grant a wish thing or something like that."

Obviously Frank's knowledge of the spirit world came from Saturday morning cartoons and children's movies. Actually, a large portion of Frank's knowledge just in general came from cartoons and children's movies, but that's just something else entirely.

Because for now: "Oh yeah, the sex," Frank said. She took the phone and leaned back up, folding her arms contemplatively over her chest. "Why haven't we done that yet? 'cuz you totally have that whole owning it thing and sleeping with folks because you're super sexual and hot and that's you and I've got the whole happy funtime sex is super fun and casual and so should be happening a bunch. You'd think we'd have totally--oooooh," Frank bobbed her head. "Right," she looked at Selina, "I forgot. I just came out as potsexual a while back. Thaaaaaat explains it. Doesn't it Drama?" she leaned forward to strike the llama. "Yes it does. Don't worry though," she leaned forward, "I'm still not into bestiality. You and the cat are totes safe."

[Selina Taylor]

    Selina grinned at the idea of a love triangle, "Polyamory can be a beautiful solution to that type of problem," she offered with a smirk. "And thank you for your generosity," she added with a bow. "I appreciate it," she said with a slightly teasing smile. She didn't actually expect anything to come from this, but she was highly amused at the idea of someone else finding her people to sleep with. 

    Selina laughed as Frank went on about sex, "Anytime you want to change that, feel free to let me know," she offered the girl with a half-smile. "Casual fun sex is really the best kind," she added with a laugh. "Most people take it way too seriously," she added with a wry smirk. As Frank assured the llama that she wasn't into bestiality Selina grinned, "I'm not into bestiality either, so we should work together rather well I'd think," Selina offered. 

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

"Polywhatsit? Is that, like, loving tadpoles and poliwogs or something along those lines?" Frank tilted her head for a moment. "That seems really specific, but i know that people really like to complicate the whole--"

Before she could finish Selina was talking and Selina had barely gotten a few words in before Frank was throwing her hands up in exclamation. "I know!" she practically yelped, making Drama shift from under her. "They're all like, making it complicated and stuff. I guess feelings can get involved and all, but, like, it's kinda like playing tag or something. Releases good brain juice and junk and then you kinda skip off merrily into the distance afterwards." Frank rolled her eyes, then leaned forward again. "Are you trying to seduce me though? 'cuz I'm pretty sure I'm seducable, but it hasn't happened for a while so I gotta doublecheck and all. Last time things got weeeeeird too, and it became one of those hush-hush we don't talk about it sort of things.'

But that pretty well summed up Frank's relationship with Ellen in general, so that wasn't really saying much.

[Selina Taylor]

    "Polyamory," she repeated easily with a grin. "It's a clunky way of talking about open relationships or relationships where more than two people are involved," she explained simply. "So for instance, all three of the boys would end up loving each other, versus fighting one another," she added. Selina paused briefly, before letting out a mild laugh, "I feel like someone preaching about world peace and hippie music should be playing the background now," she admitted with a smile. 

    "Yeah, exactly like playing tag," Selina agreed. "And if you really want me to seduce you," Selina added in a sultry tone, "I'll certainly try my best," she promised as she approached Drama, "Though, I think it would be much easier if you weren't atop Drama while I did this," she admitted with a teasing laugh. "I suppose the llama does add a certain element of challenge if you want to keep riding him," she mused.

[Frank "Sunny" Laffont]

Multiple relationships? "Hmm, I think I've read some fanfiction when that happens. It kinda cuts out some of the romantic tension and stuff, but that's fun in fanfiction but not nearly as much fun in real life," Frank said. "And I can totes get a hippie if you'd like," Frank was already twisting around to consider it, when she heard Selina agreeing with her. That had her turning, and she heard the sultry thing.

It actually made Frank laugh.

She slid down from the llama, rolling her eyes. "Selina, you, like, don't have to do it. It's super cool and all, and you look really sexy, but, like, we're friends, right?" Frank shrugged. "You're hot, I'm hot, and we're friends. So, like, we could totally skip that part if you like?" Frank took a step forward and gave Selina a quick hug, holding her for a moment before pulling back and giving her a luck. "You're not gonna, like, get super weird on me or anything, are you? Like, Ellen doesn't talk about it and junk, and I've had some friends who started," Frank wrinkled her nose, "doing this whole stalking thing? I'm just kinda looking to have fun for..." Frank tilted her head and did some math. "Coupla hours? Maybe? We could make it a regular thing if we're any good at it and all. I just want the drama," she then smiled wide, backing up and gesturing toward the llama, "to stay here."