Such Sweet Poison

[JJ Johnson]

"Who fucking does?" asked JJ, thinking about bears and the like. He knew of Slade Konrad, of course, mostly because he'd seen the relatively massive man at the dating thread and, well, people kept threatening JJ with him. It was true: JJ never, ever wanted to be in a position where he had to fight that guy. Sure, yeah, he could totally kick his ass... but he wasn't certain that even Jason could patch him up afterward. So JJ instead started focusing on matching Tam up with a guy like that. The mental image pleased his perverted mind far, far more than it rightly should, and soon he had a stupid, sloppy grin on his face, even sighing a little.

an eyebrow and the comment drew his attention back into the present, even blinking a little as if confused about how they got there. He just grinned at her threat, knowing damn well that he could beat her in anything that the two of them might get into. In fact, that idea had some particular merit too, since JJ did love a little roughhousing before he got to his roughhousing. It was hard to keep his attentions on Tam though, considering the arm's length she seemed to keep him at and the hot guy he'd just bought a drink for.

"Pants like that? Probably me," replied JJ, grinning. "Though you could totally give it a shot. Or we could both take him. Yeah," JJ nodded, "that offer is totally on the table." He watched as the bartender moved to get the drink in place, practically licking his lips. The guy looked pleased by it, even turning to where JJ and Tam were. JJ couldn't tell which one he looked at more though, and that had him grunting in frustration.

[Tamara Sulik]

As she saw a grin forming on JJ’s face, Tam thought it smarter not to ask. They’ve been talking of bears (man type, not the animal) and whatever might have popped in his mind at the thought of it ought to be something she would not like. She thought about it herself. She loved muscles, there was no denying it, but there was a limit. There was a limit with hair also. Some on the chest was fine with her, she wasn’t difficult to the need of not seeing a single hair on her man, but she if she wanted to sleep with a hairy beast, she’d be into chimpanzees.

She knew her little warning wouldn’t have much of an effect. The man was all about action and no brain so obviously he didn’t think anything else but Tam trying to beat the crap out of him. Which was ridiculous. With his muscles, she knew she didn’t have much of a chance. Not like she ever thought of taking him in a physical fight. Not only she’d lose but he would certainly assume it was just a warm up for another form of physical activity. If rough was not exactly a problem with her she would avoid throwing dishes at his face first.

“Probably,” she agreed with JJ as they looked at the guy. She turned her head towards the hormone-crazed teenager she had next to her. Scratch that, most teenagers at Bellefonte weren’t as into it as JJ. He was in his own little category. A good thing clothes were an obligation in a civilized world otherwise she bet he’d walk around without any to show everyone what they could get if they simply said the word and found a corner. Not that the vision of a naked JJ was repulsive, far from that, it was his only asset and a pretty damn good one at that. But anything that could give the man even more confidence than he already had needed to be prohibited. “You’d like that kind of threesome but I think it will be a bit boring on my part. Unless you want me to spend the whole time filming you or something,” she said. She was being judgemental. The guy could be a replica of JJ and swing both ways but she chose him to be into men only. JJ might like the idea but she was not really into competing with the guy as to which one would give big guy here the most pleasure. “Or maybe not,” she let out all of a sudden as she noticed the guy smiling at them. She couldn’t help the smile as JJ grunted. What was the problem, big man, she almost felt like teasing him with. But she restrained herself, simply smiling out of amusement instead. Which probably was worse.

[JJ Johnson]

Yes, one day, when civilization collapses because of who knows what (zombies, most likely) and everyone decides that walking around naked is at least a little more acceptable than it is now, then JJ Johnson will literally strut about. He'd likely attempt to beat the zombies back with, well, that's just a little obvious, so we'll only generally hint at it here and leave whomever is reading to just go along with it. The point is that JJ would have no qualms about walking around in the nude, and would likely have gone along with it with the slightest hint that it would be a good idea.

Tam turned down the threesome idea (again), though JJ ended up grinning. "C'mon, don't knock it till you've tried it," the hint being that he had, at some point, done it before. Prostitutes did allow doubles, after all, if you could afford it. Of course, there was no telling what kind of guy that was, even his little wave and look didn't help. JJ just sort of glowered further, looking over at Tam as if she were suddenly competition in addition to or instead of being an object for the night.

"Should've tried for a gay bar," mumbled JJ darkly. He pasted a lecherous look on his face though, waving at the guy, who'd turned back to the glass. Hard to tell then, which just frustrated JJ further. "You're some kinda fuckin' curse. Ought to just leave you, or," he turned to her, raising his brows, "we can stop playing around, and I can just give you what you came here for in the first place," because JJ thought with the bit of him that would've been fighting off zombies in the first paragraph, and that bit didn't discriminate overmuch as to what it got put into. Hey, if the person was willing, then JJ was ready.

[Tamara Sulik]

{I think the worst with the zombie thing is that I can totally picture him doing that xD}

She stared at him, a little more serious this time, when he claimed she knew nothing of threesomes. “What makes you think I never did?” she pointed out. Her problem was not with the idea of a threesome per se. She had no problem with that. When all three were in no mood, why not? Her problem was more with the choice of partners. And the fact it was not her idea, she had to admit it even if she would never do so. Tam was the kind that would fight off should someone try to force her into something, even if it was for her own good. It had to come from her. And even if she probably was guilty of putting that idea first in JJ’s mind, she could not see how she’d make those two bend to her will. And Tam needed to feel like she was the one calling the shots, even when she was not really.

Had it been another woman JJ chose as a partner for the night, she probably would’ve have minded as much. Alright, he did offer it earlier, but since it was pretty much forcing the hand on her friend Reid, she turned it down and would not let him bring it up again. Doing it with two guys none of them being JJ was also a possibility. But dealing with two JJs, that was just asking too much out of her. She was good talking to lesser minds, she was dealing with teenagers after all, but there was a limit.

“Is there even such a thing in Kalispell?” she asked as he mentioned a gay bar. She bet she’d have a great success in there. That said, she preferred what was in JJ’s pants than a nice pair of breasts. She was a bit surprised when he almost lashed out at her. Tam had to try really hard not to laugh at his misfortune. She wouldn’t mind if he chose to leave her. But then he turned around and suggested they simply head to his pace. Well, she assumed he meant to go to his place first, for doing it in a nightclub’s toilet had never been something she’d suggest to anyone.

A part of her thought about leaving him hanging. But she knew what JJ was thinking with, obviously not his brain, and offending such part of him could have consequences. She didn’t think he’d be a real threat, not for something as small as this when he could get anyone else. But he’d be like that mosquito that keeps buzzing at your ear and you can’t swat. She didn’t want any mosquito near her. She’d have her friend in the police force happy if she could help it. “It’s true that I know ways to make you forget about this ungrateful guy,” she said, a finger playing over his stomach before slowly going further down to his pants, just to tease him. Hey, with JJ, why bother with subtlety?

[JJ Johnson]

Of course now JJ had to sit there and think about the possibility of Tam with at least two other people. Since this was a JJ fantasy, both other people with Tam were ridiculously hot. He opted to pair her with another woman (Reid) and a guy (who wasn't him, but the leap wasn't hard to make there), and was enjoying the mental picture that developed. Yeah, he could definitely see the two of them getting into it like that, and he was definitely going to have to see if he could be the filling in that hottie sandwich.

Talk of a gay bar jerked JJ out of the stupor, if just. "Yeah, there is," he said, sounding as distracted as he was. "There's only the one, and it's mostly college kids and stuff. You know," he turned that grin, and his focus, back on Tam, "stupid teens who are confused about their sexuality," and that grin hinted at all the times that JJ had taken advantage of said kids. In fact, he probably should've just swung by there and picked up someone. Except he'd been hoping for someone who knew a little more about sword-fighting and sword-swallowing, though you could find a few of those at the place now.

Except now his thoughts had turned away from dealing with a sword that wasn't his personal favorite. Tam's hand had drifted toward said weapon, making JJ all the happier. Oh, he was at least somewhat aware, if dimly, that she was probably just teasing him, but hey, he'd take what he could get.

[Tamara Sulik]

Tamara knew her comment would make JJ think about it again. Perhaps even try all over again to have it happening. She preferred not to think about the images in his head right now but let him think them. When he was, at least was he not forcing her into doing it. He’d leave him with whatever little movie he was making in his head. He bet that was pretty hot. Had to be, if she played in it, right?

Tam had a little smirk playing on her lips. She could see he was distracted and she was certain it had to do with her previous comment. He did answer her question about the gay bar, even if that was not necessary, but she could tell his mind was elsewhere. She kind of liked that, knowing she could put that kind of thoughts in a man’s head, or pants for that matter. True, JJ was pretty thinking of such things 24/7 but still, he could bother with another girl, one younger. She still considered herself as young but she was older than JJ. She’d kill him should he ever bring it up or call her a cougar but the fact remained.

She raised an eyebrow as he talked further about that bar. “Let me guess, you helped many of them discover such sexuality,” she commented. She shouldn’t talk. Even though she was not flirting with any of them, she was working at the school, and even if her shirts didn’t show as much cleavage, she was still strutting down the hall with the same attitude. She’d rather not know if she ever caused the sexual awakening for any of them.

Tam could tell he like the sudden attention she gave him. “Is that enough to convince you not to go to that gay bar?” she asked. Just like him, she wanted some action tonight. And she figured, why not doing it with him. At least she knew she’d spend a good time. JJ had one talent, it would be a pity if he did not master it. “Cause I can think of a better place to be right now,” she added, pushing herself closer to his hunky figure.

[JJ Johnson]

"Just a few," replied JJ, grinning a grin that wouldn't have been out of place in a pornography. Naturally several lovely memories came to JJ's mind, though the hand questing toward the part of JJ that did the lion's share of the "thinking" sort of messed with those mental images. after all, most of the people that JJ had been considering weren't quite that dainty. His attentions had certainly redirected entirely on Tam again, as she'd no doubt wanted.

"Fuck yeah," he growled, moving a little closer to Tam. Oh yes, JJ was that easy to control. The whole animal comparison wasn't that far off, it's just that his reins weren't generally something you wanted your hands to actually get near. Tam directed it all too well, mostly because she knew full well that the animal thing didn't just end there. "I can think of a few better places," he said, his own voice husky, his eyes again roaming Tam's "on-display" body. It was a wonder his tongue hadn't lolled out.

"So," he said, drawing his gaze up to her breasts, which was apparently as far as he was willing to go at the moment, "we're down to the real question: your place, mine," he smirked, "or the bathroom."

Yes, yes he really did say that, and he probably thought it was hot too.

[Tamara Sulik]

Tamara wanted to redirect JJ’s attention on her. And for that, there really was only one way to do it. Luckily for him, Tam had never been the shy type of girl. She was not the one staring at you from across the room waiting for you to make your move. If she wanted your attention she’d get it somehow. And she sure captured all of JJ’s attention now. Whatever memories of boys getting all flustered as JJ’s experimented hands explored their bodies came to the cop’s mind, he must now be thinking of entirely different hands. It was a relatively bold move but it had the effects desired and that was all she asked for. Tamara no longer wanted to look for someone but she’d be disappointed coming back to school without having a bit of action. JJ was here. And, as always, ready.

An almost predatory smile showed on her face as she got him where she wanted. Oh, he could explore her body with his eyes all he wanted. She knew she got him. She wasn’t even going to point out her eyes were a little higher up. As he talked, her hand left his pants and came over to his strong shoulder, the other one soon joining, wrapping around his neck which did force Tamara to stand up a little, thus bringing her breasts forward. She couldn’t see how this would hurt her cause. She tried to ignore the bathroom option he gave her. If he thought she’d get on her knees here, he had another thing coming. “Well, since I’ve got a room at the Academy, I’d say the choice is pretty easy,” she replied with her smile still on. That twerp better not drag her to the bathroom.

She eyed the guy JJ paid a drink to. He was staring at them though it was not clear which one exactly, considering all close they were of each other. “How about we get out of here already, before I change my mind?” she told him, ignoring once and for all that other man. He had a chance and he blew it.

[JJ Johnson]

In truth, JJ wouldn't have minded heading to the Academy if it meant he got to crawl in bed with one of the people who staffed there (such as the hottie he had in his arms right now). He curled those arms around Tam, moving them possessively. Once JJ set his sights on someone he had a tendency to get, well, possessive. He practically ground himself against Tam now, and likely would've done just about anything she said, so long as he got what he wanted in the end. He'd been so worked up that Tam would certainly be feeling it by the end of the night, so hopefully that had been what she'd wnated all along.

"My place it is," he growled. JJ tapped the bar, letting the owner know he was leaving and to finish up his tab. Yes, JJ did have a tab at nearly every bar: he was surprisingly good at keeping it clean too. Sometimes being a cop did have its benefits. "Oh, we are so getting out of here," he growled. Then, to make certain Tam understood what they were doing (because obviously it wasn't clear), JJ tilted his head down. He seized Tam's lips in what could only loosely be called a kiss. The force and the raw passion of the motion made it feel and look more like thrusting with the mouth, a domineering tongue demanding attention within moments. All the while, those thick, possessive arms crushed Tam against him, obviously enjoying the sensation.

The bartender would return, though JJ made him wait. He wouldn't move till he wanted to, if Tam even needed air, she'd just have to wait. Soon, he parted, only a little breathless, signing off receipts. "And that's just the warmup," he promised, moving to give Tam's ass a possessive squeeze now, obviously enjoying himself far, far more than he rightly should.

[Tamara Sulik]

Tam doubted JJ minded much going to the Academy if it meant he’d get some action. The Academy heads however might prefer Tam kept her whoring to a more appropriate place. And what better than JJ’s home. The things that might have happened there... Whoever would take the place after him will have to purify it. Not that she minded of course. All she wanted was a place where she could enjoy all of JJ’s body without anyone enjoying the view. She did feel sorry a bit for his neighbours, the things they would hear at times. But they could not see so Tam couldn’t care less what they would be hearing tonight.

She let JJ’s hands wrap up around her body. It was that whole Neanderthal mentality that had JJ wanting all the guys around to know she was his, at least for the night. Tam considered she was the one who owned him but she’d let him think whatever he wanted. She had spent enough time with the cop to know him. Right now, he was wrapped around her finger and she could do almost anything of him. He was lucky however, they currently wanted the same thing and nothing else. Because Tamara was not above sending JJ at anyone pissing her off.

By now, Tam could almost say she was used to his kisses. She knew if she had wished for tenderness tonight, she had more chances to get some from the ass-grabbing guy from the start. JJ was more straight to the point and using all of his strength into everything he did. Good, for this was what Tamara wanted right now. She played, she didn’t get what she really wanted but she found some very good consolation prize. And since the man had no problem feeling her every curve in front of everyone, Tam had none to press herself against him and let her hands to somewhat the same.

Tamara wondered when he’d let go. The barman must be behind them by now, waiting and probably inwardly rolling his eyes at the two of them. She could finally catch up her breath while JJ cleared his tab. She did glare at him somewhat when he grabbed her ass but she doubted he’d care. He was able to laugh at it. Now that they were free to go, she even shoved him slightly towards the exit. So what if it made her look eager. She was totally able to imagine JJ grabbing girls in his arms and throwing them over his shoulders before going home. That thought comforted her that she was still in control of herself.

[JJ Johnson]

JJ turned to at least pay the tab, since he did intend on coming back here some day. Plus, his mood had gotten fairly good lately, for some reason. Good enough that he just chuckled as Tam gave him that glare. Like she didn't know who got her whenever he wanted. Plus, they both knew where this was going to end up.

"Damn, girl, telling you," JJ had begun walking, though probably slower than Tam wouldn't wanted, "if you want, the bathroom's totally open," not that JJ expected Tam to actually concede to that. She was one of his regulars who liked to pretend that she still had "class" or something, which meant that they had to do things "on the downlow" as it was. Though that almost never actually worked for JJ. He totally knew who was in charge here. Hell, he ended up with her whenever he wanted, now didn't he?

So he more or less strut his way out of the club, signaling for a cab or whatever, mostly because he didn't feel any need to actually walk home. Tam might actually have a ride of some sort, so he might take that. Truthfully, JJ didn't care all that much how[/] they got to Tam's place, only that they ended up there.

And the sooner, the better.

[Tamara Sulik]

Tam didn’t want to turn back and find someone else, even if she knew the two of them could find someone with relative ease. At this point, they didn't want to chase after someone anymore, they wanted some action right now. Or at least she did because wanting in on the spot kind of was JJ’s natural state of mind.

She stared at him when he mentioned the toilets again. The fact that he proposed such a thing was not that weird, knowing who it came from. But there was a limit how much Tamara was ready to do for sex and getting on her knees on a floor splashed with all sorts of fluids, some you’d rather not know about was not one of the thing she was ready to do. Come to think of it, that description could fit JJ’s bathroom too. But at least there was not a risk someone could open the door on them. If she had any exhibitionist streak to her it did not reach that far. “My, when you have an idea in your mind, you don’t let go easily,” she let out. She knew JJ would take her to his place. If he wanted some, he would. But perhaps he needed a little reminder of who was in charge here. “You know, I’m sure I can find a thing or two I could do to you at your place but wouldn’t be able there,” she told him, pressing herself slightly against him just to make it any clearer.

“My car’s over there or are we taking yours?” she asked, pointing in the direction of a few cars parked. There was something funny at imagining JJ fitting in her small electric blue car but there should be enough room for his broad shoulders.

[JJ Johnson]

Did JJ have his car in the lot? He actually had to pause, momentarily forgetting sex (a miracle in and of itself) as he scanned the lot for his muscle car. He didn't always drive out to the local dives, not when he planned on going home with someone. easier to go home with them if you didn't have a ride to go home on your own. Yep, no car.

"Looks like we're riding in yours, babe," said JJ, turning and leering at Tam. He put another possessive arm around her, pulling her in for another hard kiss. The best part of public pickups was the public part: a sort of dance of primal dominance that proclaimed to everyone within sight that yes, yes I had gotten this hot person to go home with me and not with you, because I am more awesome and filled with more raw animal charisma than you will ever be. Suck it.

"Wait, my place?" repeated JJ, pulling away, thus proving at about what speed his brain operated. he blinked a few times, then shrugged. "Okay, whatever. I got a few things there that we ain't tried yet. Had this guy over the other day who left behind a few things, and of course there's always the handcuffs..." which JJ did convince a surprisingly high number of people to try. Best not to think too much on that though. Bad images and all. Mostly of JJ naked, which was enough to scar anyone, really.

[Tamara Sulik]

Tamara was fine with the power play at hand with JJ. Sure she was not one to let anyone consider her thing property but she considered JJ’s little show more as something to cause the envy of the other guys than really tell her who was in charge here. If he thought he was the boss, he had another thing coming. Tamara knew better. All she needed to do was tell him she once did some stripping and promise him a lap dance and they would both know who was in charge. At this point, she even decided not to comment on the babe thing. That really was about the sweetest thing the man can say to her and she didn’t want to test what other pet names he could find for her.

The fact he actually needed time to think whether he came here in his car or not was a little amusing. You’d think he would know. But it was JJ and weirder things happened. He just proved it by suddenly forgetting they were going to his place, making her stop on her way to her car to look at him. “Of course, your place. You really think I want to scar those poor kids for life with you wandering around? Besides, we won’t exactly be quiet, and I’ve got roommates,” she replied. Seriously, can there be something worse than bringing JJ to school for a booty call?

She rolled her eyes as he started to name a few things he had at home they could play with. She supposed she should not complain, at least he was back on the idea of going to his place. She reached her car and stopped there after opening the door, staring at JJ who had yet walked his way to the passenger’s seat. “You coming or do I have to play with those toys alone?” she asked. She was rather grateful there were not too many people at earshot of them. Not that she would be very ashamed of her behavior. But she wanted to get to his place without JJ trying to show off some more.

[JJ Johnson]

"Ain't nothing those kids haven't seen before, only bigger," said JJ, snorting. He'd have grabbed his crotch if he hadn't already been moving toward the car. True, he could do both at the same time (surprise), but he didn't really feel like it anyway. "And the roomies can join in," he added with a lecherous grin. Yes, he truly believed that was a possibility. He'd love to get in on that type of action, and he'd had a few experiences in the past. Surprisingly, JJ's bluster wasn't just that after all.

JJ missed the eye roll, but he definitely caught the other. He practically sprinted toward the passenger seat. "Hell no, I'm coming," he said. Though he supposed he could've just had her turn on the camera or whatever. Wouldn't be nearly as much fun though, and he definitely wanted to have his fun. Soon JJ would be sliding into the car, his... excitement for the night's upcoming events quite evident. He'd practically be slavering over Tamara all the way to his home. It took a great amount of will (and probably at least one snapped command from Tam) for JJ to keep his hands to himself. He managed somehow, or at least, until they got to his place. Then all bets would be off, all engines revved and cars ready to go.